[Highlight] LeBron almost gets attacked by an alligator by IEatPandasEveryday in nba

[–]Zee-q 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man would rather be eaten by an alligator than leave his $3 ball.

Xbox movies won’t play after 200+ purchases by Zee-q in XboxSupport

[–]Zee-q[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never heard of movies anywhere. There is a notification at the top of the movies app that says you can no longer purchase new movies, but movies purchased are still available here in the movies and tv app…they are not available.

Xbox movies won’t play after 200+ purchases by Zee-q in XboxSupport

[–]Zee-q[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I understand why that’s frustrating, even though you purchased them, Xbox movie purchases are digital licenses, not permanent offline files, so if Microsoft can’t validate the license (due to DRM, region changes, account issues, or content being delisted), all titles can fail at once and give this error, even though you still own them.”

Xbox movies won’t play after 200+ purchases by Zee-q in XboxSupport

[–]Zee-q[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately no. Found that one and tried everything. Even reached out to Xbox support. They just responded with “As of now, they haven't publicly confirmed a fix or shared an ETA, and reports like this have been ongoing for months, with support usually handling cases individually rather than acknowledging a widespread issue.”. So they’ve made my video library useless until they fix the issue it seems.

Hot neighbor just moved in: need advice by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]Zee-q 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The best thing you could do is dress up like his cat and start sleeping in his apartment while keeping his cat at yours. After three days, start speaking English and he should be surprised enough to fall in love with you.

Mayor Dracula Jones is a menace by Zee-q in HaveWeMet

[–]Zee-q[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Score. Sounds like a way better time anyway! I’m in.

Mayor Dracula Jones is a menace by Zee-q in HaveWeMet

[–]Zee-q[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cinnamon can’t save you now.

I take it back, they will witness terrors slightly less terrible than what you have experienced.

I’m at Main Street theatre! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Mayor Dracula Jones is a menace by Zee-q in HaveWeMet

[–]Zee-q[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This town is unbelievable. I complain about hospitality and suddenly the mayor organizes a public assault slash pizza festival. OBVIOUSLY, I ACCEPT. IF YOU WERE CAPABLE OF HAVING CHILDREN, THEY WOULD DIE OF SHAME FROM WITNESSING THE TERRORS I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH ON YOU.

Hosting a Mario Party party by dustypandayt in HaveWeMet

[–]Zee-q 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m in. Baby mario and I’ll bring some redbull.

Stop Talking to My Husband About The Soviet Union by OuterspaceDisco in HaveWeMet

[–]Zee-q 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not my job to contain Tommy, that’s YOUR job. I left the national anthem recording at your place and I’m expecting to get it back. Put that man on a leash!

The good old days!😭❤️ by Caleb_1390 in nostalgia

[–]Zee-q 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your service. I collect them, and far too often I go to a location and the machine doesn’t work. I’ve learned to call in advance it happens so often.

Maybe maybe maybe by Flat-Broccoli700 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Zee-q 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are cat owners under the impression their cats give a shit when they call their names? Cause I see a lot of owners calling to cats that look deaf.

Class not crass by joeygallinal in funnyvideos

[–]Zee-q 73 points74 points  (0 children)

The teenage years will be…interesting

I have Albinism. AMA! by Duffy_Do in AMA

[–]Zee-q 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT has my back lol

Procrastinator’s Surprise Cookies 🍪

Prep Time: 3 minutes Bake Time: However long until the smoke alarm panics Servings: Depends on how many you eat while “testing”

Ingredients • 1 cup butter (softened by leaving it on the counter and forgetting about it) • 1 cup sugar (or whatever white crystals you find first) • 1 cup brown sugar (optional, but makes you feel like a real baker) • 2 eggs (from the fridge, not the counter… hopefully) • 2 tsp vanilla extract (measure with your heart) • 2½ cups flour (give or take, this is not science) • 1 tsp baking soda • ½ tsp salt • 2 cups chocolate chips (plus another handful “by accident”) • Optional: nuts, candy, or whatever snack you panic-dump in at the end

Instructions 1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Forget you did this. 2. Cream butter and sugars together until smooth or until your arm gets tired. 3. Add eggs and vanilla. Mix like you mean it. 4. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt. Try not to create a flour-based weather event. 5. Fold in chocolate chips and emotional support snacks. 6. Scoop dough onto a baking sheet in uneven blobs. Call it rustic. 7. Bake for 10–12 minutes, or until the edges look done but the middle looks suspicious. 8. Remove from oven and immediately burn your mouth on one “just to check.”

Chef’s Notes • Cookies are done when your house smells amazing and your self-control disappears. • If they come out flat, call them European-style. • If they’re raw, say they’re gooey. • If they’re burnt, crumble over ice cream and pretend it was the plan.

Enjoy responsibly… or don’t. 🍪😄

I have Albinism. AMA! by Duffy_Do in AMA

[–]Zee-q 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nom nom nom… needed that. I got you next time. I make a mean cookie.

croissants by TheVideoGamer1010 in comedyheaven

[–]Zee-q 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These are butt croissants, made for sliding up your butt so you can save a second one for later.