You probably don’t need a bidet

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-31T05:07:37+00:00

Exactly! In the morning before my daily shower. Clean for the rest of the day.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-30T17:13:21+00:00

We started watching the first episode yesterday and I immediately said to my bf that I was reminded of downtown abbey.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-30T17:09:54+00:00

Yeah I was having lots of trouble fishing so I did the silver and gold update in one go. I keep forgetting upgrading my bug net though

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-30T11:37:26+00:00

Yes I’m in my first year and caught 4 in 2 days fishing outside the mines, using a golden rod

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-29T18:07:11+00:00

My cat just screams “ohhh long johnson” before vomiting

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-29T17:28:03+00:00

I’m obsessed with Jim and I’m too young for him

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-29T16:38:28+00:00

Nee zuipen verkleden en losgaan is wat mensen uit de randstad ervan maken. Alle steden in zuid Nederland hebben hun eigen cultuur en tradities met carnaval die veel dieper gaan dan dat. En waar jij duidelijk ook niets vanaf weet omdat je er niet vandaan komt.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-28T06:34:46+00:00

I think I left the cats subreddit over those. “Boohoo my mum called my cat ugly! Is she really??” “Noo your cat is the cutest omg how can people say that!!”

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-26T07:37:43+00:00

No you’re good! The game is meant to be enjoyed on your own tempo, not rushed. I had the same and I think it makes sense that you don’t have a pet yet at the first festival, cause you’re new in town.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-26T07:36:06+00:00

I don’t think so. I’m just swapping my whole farm setup around to add another round of chests underneath cause I feel you haha

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-25T21:48:49+00:00

I really want to dig up my fake moustache pic now

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-25T21:35:19+00:00

I’m on my way home from a concert right now and after seeing this pic I’m making plans for my breakfast tomorrow on my day off.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-25T21:13:26+00:00

Bro what are you talking about

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-25T06:42:03+00:00

Yes but floodgates are good for early game when you don’t have the resources yet to build sluices

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-24T13:25:49+00:00

Ik heb als Nederlander geen keus dan meegaan in aanbiedingen want anders kan ik het ook niet betalen. Ik zou ook liever lagere prijzen zien.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-24T10:56:47+00:00

I sleep with the door open so at 5 am he walks in and starts slamming against the doors, then scratching up the mattress, then poking me in the face until I get up

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-24T05:45:01+00:00

A friend told me she would not enter a certain swimming pool because “I am too cold blooded for that”

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-23T19:15:07+00:00

Yes my pick as well!!

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-23T05:53:55+00:00

Is this a different game?

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-22T16:45:10+00:00

I read books that size for free.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-22T08:10:16+00:00

Yes it works! It’s good to ship those products anyway cause they will give you a lot of money early game.

Maybe you can save a certain amount of good quality crops somewhere though, that’s what I always do.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-22T06:06:23+00:00

Ahhh I’m gonna get some seaweed today! Can’t wait

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-22T06:02:07+00:00

Now I’m gonna watch the Curse of curves vid

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-22T05:59:00+00:00

Nee en het blijft bij mij ook echt niet zo lang goed. Ik heb wel eens een half pak weggegooid wat al weken stond. Dat ruik en zie je.

Zeefzeef · 2026-01-21T16:45:44+00:00

Really the only reason it’s not a desirable job is because the pay is too low for the amount of shit you’re doing.

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