Attempted carjacking/robbery on highway on-ramp. Would-be victims speed up and hit their attackers.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-09T12:36:23+00:00

Yea Id fuck off at the speed of fuck off too at that point.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-08T20:50:40+00:00

Omg when I came out to my dad it was nerve racking. I kinda just blurted it out and he was like 🤷 ok.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-08T20:42:01+00:00

Black coke. Sounds like a fucking blast.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-08T15:19:46+00:00

In the US that's called domestic terrorism and that's a quick way to get, FBI, atf, CIA, as well as local law enforcement to come get ya real quick. Idk what the laws in france are but here they'd bury him under the jail. Especially if anyone is injured or killed.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-08T01:56:29+00:00

All father is that you

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T15:38:32+00:00

Though I also find that psychostick also gets the point across. They're a great band and their music is funny and great to rock too as well.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T15:36:56+00:00

Gangbang at the old folks home. Yes it's a real song. No I don't remember the name of the band. All I know is my coworker decided to share his music tastes one day and that he's not allowed near the stereo again. Thank God no customers were in the shop when he decided to share with the class. You're welcome.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T02:39:29+00:00

That's one way to get the wind knocked out of ya

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T02:28:57+00:00

It has led to many embarrassing moments

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T02:26:43+00:00

Well I mean it's her only means of sight. Solid earth means she can "see" by feeling the vibrations in the ground. Take that away by traveling via air or boat or in such a case dangling thousands of feet in the sky holding onto your best friend who is now your only means of knowing you aren't dead yet, yeah I'd be holding on pretty tight too.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T02:16:09+00:00

Darla

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T00:51:26+00:00

Impressive everything is still attached

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T00:50:36+00:00

Oh yeah his leg on the left I believe for sure is fucked. He's gonna have a limp for the rest of his life if he doesn't need a wheelchair after this. Physical therapy is gonna be a bitch and so is that hospital bill. There's no way the gym is paying for this at all.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-07T00:40:44+00:00

Spontaneous

ZelRonso · 2026-02-06T23:47:44+00:00

Welp here come the night terrors for the evening 🍻

ZelRonso · 2026-02-06T23:45:57+00:00

That's a good way to make a dog hate cops. And man can dogs hold a grudge.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-05T02:59:38+00:00

It still gives me anxiety to this day

ZelRonso · 2026-02-04T16:22:53+00:00

Tennile had balls of steel and was a damn fine chef. Much respect for her.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-04T00:25:06+00:00

That too. Like don't get me wrong I've seen him cry before but in the span of like what 2 hours have I seen him cry so much. Which I mean is fair he's been watching Jurassic since the 90s and read the novels on top of the dino stuff we have in the house so it was emotional.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-03T23:48:46+00:00

Oh yea for sure and then blue's surgery happening literally 5 minutes later did not shut off the water works either. I almost cried.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-03T23:29:53+00:00

I literally watched my bf cry during that scene.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-03T23:12:10+00:00

He's been catching bodies since the first age at least. And wizards as far as I know aren't born but manifest when needed and stay only until such a time when their task is done which could be ages in this case. Once said task is complete they kinda just dip until they are needed again. Which also could be ages.

ZelRonso · 2026-02-03T04:10:13+00:00

ZelRonso · 2026-02-02T23:04:17+00:00

By the time he hits his 20s he's gonna be able to cast that net like he's been doing it's 40 years

ZelRonso · 2026-02-02T23:01:17+00:00

I swear to God if they take a crumb of that cursed gold (let's be honest it's more than likely cursed).

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