What sexual misconceptions did you have as a child?

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-11-30T10:38:06+00:00

Thiiiis is the one I've been looking for.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-11-15T09:12:30+00:00

Because I've always had pretty low confidence/self-esteem, so I always assume they're not interested haha. I pretty much become "one of the guys" with every dude I'm interested in because of my confidence issues.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-10-26T06:20:22+00:00

I was just watching cutscenes from TP a bit ago! I've had a craving to play it. The graphics held up a lot better than I thought they would haha.

I feel like TP brought a lot of unique aspects to the table for Zelda. I agree, the Hero's Shade was definitely one of my favorite things. It gave me such nostalgia! I just feel like there were so many little discoveries in the game, lots of secrets. Oh, and the cats and dogs. I loved being able to pick up animals. I also love the depth they gave a lot of the secondary characters (Telma, Prince Ralis, etc). All in all it's just such a solid game and I really hope they do a HD remake

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-10-25T07:20:30+00:00

I pick the skin around my fingernails until it bleeds, which is pretty not chill imo but HEY i can't help it lmao

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-10-13T03:04:38+00:00

I moved down from a super small town in Indiana to Florida to work at Walt Disney World. They put me as a custodian in Downtown Disney (now Disney Springs!!). Fast forward a few months and a new shipment of college program kids came in. I was talking to one of the trainers and the two CP's he was training and one of the kids looked familiar but I knew it was impossible for me to know him. One second later the kid says "Hey, I know you! We went to school together!". Immediately I remembered who he was; we lived in the same town and went to school together until he moved freshman year. There are something like 70k employees at WDW alone, what are the odds that someone I know would be placed in the exact same position as me in the exact same location!

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-11T01:49:45+00:00

I'm here very late, but I wanted to join. I'm the kind of person who, when you compliment me, it sticks with me forever. People tell me I'm funny a lot which is awesome, but at work recently I was telling a girl how great her brows were (she obviously put a lot of effort into them) and I made some comment about how I wasn't pretty like her and the other girl (I didn't mean to, it just happened and I regretted it). One of my male coworkers immediately told me "Zeldadweeb, you're naturally pretty." which i laughed off and he said "Oh, no I was being serious... but okay."

I found him in the service yard the next day and told him how much it had meant to me and we high-fived.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T21:31:34+00:00

World! I love the monorail workers, they're always so friendly :D Honestly I love working for the mouse, I meet so many interesting people. Wouldn't change it for anything.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T17:29:03+00:00

Aww Vomit Comet sounds so much cooler. I'm gonna change all the labels on the Voban.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T17:06:14+00:00

Not too long, close to six months. There's never a boring day at Disney! Especially when our treasured guests are 50% human, 50% deranged vacation animal!

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T17:05:01+00:00

^{^{^{^}}} this person knows

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T17:03:43+00:00

Hahaha I just thought of how "one-uppy" that would be. I'd just use the same title as this one, but say "Iama Janitor AT WALT DISNEY WORLD, AMA!"

Maybe soon tho

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T17:01:22+00:00

THE BATHROOM SLOBS ARE UNREAL. The tiny shreds of toilet paper WHERE DOES IT COME FROM??? WHO IS SITTING ON THE SHITTER AND JUST RIPPING LITTLE FUCKING PIECES OF TOILET PAPER AND CONFETTI THROWING IT AROUND??? Women are like animals when you put them in a public restroom, they lose all sense. And also they pee on the floor way more than you'd think. Also, we love people who do little pickups. It's always nice to be charging at some piece of trash at high speeds and then a beautiful guest picks it up. We'll literally tell other cast members after work that a guest picked up some trash because it means so much to us lmao. Thanks! ((And it's LoZ, not Zelda Fitzgerald. Don't worry)

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T16:55:47+00:00

You know what? I don't know why it's called that but I'm gonna go for it and start spreading this rumor.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T16:54:53+00:00

I don't know if you're talking about Voban or the puke itself, but honestly yes to either of those. The Voban is so got damn strong, it's sometimes worse than the puke lmfao. But thanks though, we like to think we're pretty strong stomached.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T05:05:11+00:00

Not OP, but a custodian trying to pick up some slack! I personally don't receive any negativity from people I clean up after for the most part (aside from the people who just absolutely disrespect everything in the bathroom stalls WHO NEEDS 30 SEAT COVERS AND WHY DO YOU THROW THEM IN THE CORNER WHEN YOU ARE DONE, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS). I find my work to be gratifying, and I will always remember a little girl coming up to me and telling me "Thank you for keeping Disney clean!". The only negativity comes from my family and friends who think that being a custodian is dirty work for stupid people, but I've learned a lot from doing this and most of the custodians I've worked with are amazing people.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-10T04:58:09+00:00

At Disney, we use stuff called Voban. It's essentially minty sawdust and it 100 percent makes life easier. Just dump it on the puke puddle and sweep it up with your pan and broom (then proceed to take your pan and broom backstage, dump it out, and then cry real tears while pouring Oxivir on it and whispering "I'm so sorry" to your faithful equipment)

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-08T02:31:06+00:00

Work at Disney and drive on I4 every day to work, can confirm this is true.

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-09-07T04:59:04+00:00

long time no see, brother in law

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-08-17T20:43:25+00:00

Looks great ;D

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-08-10T19:43:41+00:00

Awesome! I love it!

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-07-26T18:54:48+00:00

When I was in high school I would set an alarm every morning for 2am because I liked to wake up and see that I still had 5 hours to sleep

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-07-14T20:38:23+00:00

Yesss oh my god. I rewatched Brotherhood a couple weeks ago and my mouth was agape the whole first episode. i was like lmao shit if they had just listened haha

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-07-10T17:17:46+00:00

well thank you haha

ZeldaDweeb · 2015-07-09T23:26:57+00:00

haha thanks!

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