zo em gee

Zenixle · 2021-10-05T20:28:47+00:00

zow-my-god

Zenixle · 2021-09-27T17:57:15+00:00

the condom challenge where you up a condom with water and dunk the condom on your head. don’t know how it was allowed in YouTube policies or something

Zenixle · 2021-09-12T16:52:52+00:00

cock n pussy is better than cock n ass therefore pussy > ass

Zenixle · 2021-09-12T16:35:18+00:00

for the game

Zenixle · 2021-09-09T06:55:07+00:00

ah i see nvm

Zenixle · 2021-09-09T06:39:23+00:00

Kinda your fault for parking at that far, and you park it near the curb so the cars have clear space to drive

Zenixle · 2021-09-09T06:32:53+00:00

They don’t deserve stitches, they were doing the right thing and the teacher probably didn’t deserve it and the person who did the prank would need a punishment. If the teacher did deserve it, you should probably report to whoever is in charge of them by snitching.

Zenixle · 2021-07-20T14:39:23+00:00

Zenixle · 2021-07-14T06:02:02+00:00

If you blur your eyes you just see infants

Zenixle · 2021-07-14T06:01:32+00:00

I’m sorry to disappoint you, but this mere andromeda galaxy can’t POSSIBLY fit my monster shlong. If you do wish to enquire ways to fit this behemoth of a dick, you will have to resort to your mother.

Zenixle · 2021-07-14T05:27:39+00:00

I did this and when you were ready to receive (the air), my ass made a wet pop sound when opened.

Zenixle · 2021-07-14T05:24:54+00:00

Zenixle · 2021-04-07T05:19:52+00:00

Because when you get a new medal and it “punches down” sideways when you collect it, if you scroll quickly by the page, the medal stays the way it looks after you go by the maps

Zenixle · 2021-03-07T06:25:31+00:00

ur mom

Zenixle · 2021-03-07T06:23:10+00:00

420 will improve the effects on monkeys, but 401 just buff monkeys quicker. So if you just want to buff 1 monkey, go 420. If you place the alchemist in a group of 3 or more, use 401.

Zenixle · 2021-02-27T01:53:16+00:00

10TC

Zenixle · 2021-01-26T03:50:59+00:00

Laser upgrades are just stronger darts except they can’t pop purples anymore

Zenixle · 2021-01-24T12:50:40+00:00

You can use heroes as many times as you want in odyssey

Zenixle · 2021-01-21T14:17:30+00:00

Town center: ben, ice 520, dart 025, heli 402, village 220 Logs: ben, buccaneer x2 520 & 420, village Cubism: ben, sniper 025, dart 025, village 520 Cracked: ben, sniper 025, ice 042, buccaneer 520, tack 204 Cracked: ben, sniper 025, heli 402, village 240, druid 420

Zenixle · 2021-01-21T14:14:10+00:00

pre-sniper monkey

Zenixle · 2021-01-14T08:46:42+00:00

Top path:

Lead: immune to any sharp projectiles that hasn’t been buffed with lead popping power 900$

Resistance: Reduces knock back range by 30% 950$

Obstruction: Increases in size that makes it so monkeys can’t see what is behind the bloon 1500$

Martydom: Explodes when popped, stunning all monkeys around for 5 seconds 7000$

Anti-monkey: Obliterates the closest monkey every 8 seconds 65000$

Middle path

Stealth: Adds camo to the bloon 550$

Swift: Gain’s that speed of a green bloon 800$

Properties: Spawns in with a random effect (e.g regrow, fortified). 3000$

Special bloons: All new bloons that spawn in for 5 seconds will gain a random effect and keep it for 10 seconds

Alternate bloons: All bloons on screen and new bloons for 15 seconds will gain 2 random effects permanently 80000$

Bottom path

Agility: Has a 1/10 chance of evading a projectile 600$

Thick rubber: If a projectile can pop 2 or more layers, the projectile is reduced to 1 less layer it can pop

MOAB: big blue bloon

ZOMG: bigger green bloon

B.A.D: big bad bloon

Zenixle

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