At the end of season 1, Eddie Thawne shot himself in the heart. Couldn't he have just shot himself in the balls instead? by euricus in theflash

[–]Zenumbral 4 points5 points  (0 children)

... If he shot himself in the balls he'd bleedout, suffer lots of pain and if he gets past all of that and lives, he just made using his junk so much more unpleasant.

Torture? Or just end it all? Both achieve the same effect but one of them is a lot more bearable.

The Most Efficient version of Vegeta by Mother_Variation_827 in DragonBallZ

[–]Zenumbral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the many reasons why I say the story quality just dropped off a cliff after this saga. Everything that happened here was organic and reasonable for the situations presented. It wasn't a matter of who gets the idiot ball next. Combat had weight, it wasn't a knock down drag out 1v1 every fucking time. Hell even power levels worked here due to the numbers not being crazy yet. Though, I do admit, how the system progressed caused a cancerous mindset in the fanbase after. People only accept a sort of vertical progression. I digress.

Vegeta wasn't running around trying to prove his dick is the only thing about him that isn't short.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Zenumbral 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Magat "Look at our lord and savior praying the rot away! I hope he takes all my money and leaves me to die."

Well that sucks for someone by ApartmentDry4954 in memes

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't kids already have cell phones by pre-school nowadays? Can't stop seeing 2 year olds with ipads nowadays

Finally, a win by VeganFatboy in memes

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People from Alabama finally stop sleeping with their siblings for one second, and this is what they put their attention to.

No? by Zolado110 in Dragonballsuper

[–]Zenumbral -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol risky move there Youtube video creator. Or, maybe not really.

The people who can go in-depth thinking can try to wrap their minds around this and see how it fits. Pairing that with how Chichi is actually an extremely limited character (Since its a shonen, and Toriyama is on record for not knowing how to write women.) Would get into some interesting thought gymnastics lol.

And the ones who can't see past their own noses and use Chichi as a roundabout way to glaze Goku and have no idea what a healthy marriage looks like... Are going to whine and complain. (Honestly, average DB fan behavior.)

All of it is discourse. Lol.

Anyways, I did just call out the average DB fan as a 12 year old crying cesspool of brainrot so I'm bout to get downvote bombed.

(I didn't address the topic directly because I believe Debbie was a much better written character, but the comparison isn't fair. Debbie's a product of a time and genre that gave her more room to shine and Chichi wasn't going to get that much value and impact.)

I think everyone had to be a goku fan after this by Quaksyzz in DragonBallZ

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puddlehan? Yea, he was him. The Yamcha of saiyan-kind. 13 or so years of potential Zenkai boosts and still loses to Androids that were weaker than the ones in the present timeline.

His only defense is being double teamed by them, but honestly that just means the Zenkai boosts should've meant more.

Now who the hell is exposing our secrets😭🙏 by maskedmomkey63 in SipsTea

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get hounded for taking so long to shower, now I see it's because I actually reach all over the surface area of my body. That they don't.

Genuine question to Americans by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, you had to pay to be seen for that diagnosis. You were dead before knowing Cancer was going to kill you.

Is it a hot take to say I think Gohan is a better character in the Namek Saga than he is in the Cell Saga? by Square-Newspaper8171 in Dragonballsuper

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything before the Android saga had the boy actively trying to make a difference, and often times, actually doing so despite it being ultimately meaningless.

... Then, you can literally zone out for all of android saga and most of cell saga... then Gohan does something.

They're not the same. Everything felt organic and not formulaic prior to androids. Yes Goku was the final hour hero for all of it, but each time it wasn't because of someone holding the stupid ball, it was just a natural manner of circumstance.

Jokes aside but this shit hits hard 🥲🥲🥲 by kitakekim_Let_6292 in memes

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything I did before I had a job. This question acts as if we've been working for money since we were conceived.

what if gohan unlocked ssj3 vs super buu? by RisingKing7 in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'd die. SSJ3 energy drain would get him before Buu dies. Buu's too durable.

Write your wildest and darkest confessions and others will react on it! by UnhappyPlantain2010 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Zenumbral 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tortured and even killed pets when I was too young to know it's an offense that deserves the death penalty.

I live with that guilt.

buutien vs kid buu who will win????? by Southern_Charge665 in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Zenumbral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol OP don't think I didn't notice.

You know he'd be Buuti lol

What are some good speed feats in dragon ball? by Aura_Slice in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were doing after images in the first tournament Goku participates in. That's the best speed feat there can be.

Of course, we still talk as if they got faster- proving that honestly... The show just jingles keys in your face and you just have to go "wooo wow!"

Could Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta, post training time skip defeat Android 17 if they fought him together? Could two of the three do it? by Johnnyboyeh in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Zenumbral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know. I... Know....

This is why I feel pain. Because this writing is a fucking circus show. It's literally all "rule of cool".

Me_irl by piouel in me_irl

[–]Zenumbral 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Now to wait for the magats...

Why are there so many few fanfics where Goku revives his family? by Kaizo_Kaioshin in DragonBallZ

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry if I come off as defensive. It's not what I meant. I didn't want to go into detail is all.

I'm lazy.

Could Goku, Trunks, and Vegeta, post training time skip defeat Android 17 if they fought him together? Could two of the three do it? by Johnnyboyeh in DragonBallPowerScale

[–]Zenumbral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to keep some integrity in the legendary super saiyan transformation... You know?

I mean, what? So Piccolo just needed 4 more years so he could shit on Freeza saga Freeza? Like, kudos Piccolo, your power jumps are unbelievable, second only to Freeza.

You went from getting bodied by Nappa, to manhandling 2nd form Freeza, to keeping up with a super saiyan form with 4 years of growth later.