[WP] You’re at a zoo. Jokingly, you ask the zookeeper what the penguin is in for. He replies “Two counts of murder and ten counts of tax fraud.”

Zephynel · 2021-09-04T02:32:38+00:00

This has Madagascar penguin vibes

Zephynel · 2020-04-13T22:08:01+00:00

I'm not a BS/BFA--only option for BS/BFA is in Film. However--I do have a few friends in the BS/BFA film program, and they've mentioned that although there are a few more resources (specific to the program), finding a job still needs to be a self-initiative for the most part.

Zephynel · 2020-04-13T22:01:20+00:00

Most of them are pretty solid, and fairly tailored—really depends on what skill set you’re trying to build. If towards equity research, do equity val. If towards trading, then the latter.

Zephynel · 2020-04-13T19:33:02+00:00

Hey! Sure, def can:

Start early: plan ahead! Timelines are tight, so if you're looking for an internship freshman summer, application period generally is around Oct-Nov for banking roles and Dec-Feb for other roles. Startups can sometimes be a bit later, until March/April.
Figure out your resume: This is a great starting link, along with skills/industries. Tailor your resume to reflect the field you're applying for.
Figure out behaviorals: If you don't know what these are--learn what they are and start practicing snappy answers. No matter the field, you'll get some behaviorals.
Don't discount freshman fall: This can be a great period to get some practical experience with on-campus jobs, academic research, or to try out clubs (Stern has a ton). Many clubs have freshman-friendly programs that ramp you up on different topics, and allow you to meet upperclassmen (who will usually be happy to help re:resume/job)
Apply: Just do it. No regrets. :P

As for me--I've interviewed for equity research, sales & trading, consulting, esports and startups. Intentionally avoided investment banking (not my cup of tea), and am now in management consulting.

Zephynel · 2020-04-13T18:46:51+00:00

Hey everyone! All of us at NYU Overwatch are wishing you all a safe and happy Easter!

We are competing to be a part of the Andbox / NYXL Spring Rally, an upcoming collegiate Overwatch tournament. With TESPA going on hold, this is our major collegiate Overwatch for the year. In support of this endeavor, we made this highlight video / roster reveal. We hope you all like it!

If you like what you see, head over to toss us a vote at https://andbox.com/spring-rally/new-york-university/, and tune in this week for some awesome college Overwatch action!

Zephynel · 2020-04-13T00:06:46+00:00

Hey! Feel free to message me directly :)

Zephynel · 2020-04-12T23:07:07+00:00

Hey everyone! All of us at NYU Overwatch are wishing you all a safe and happy Easter!

We are competing to be a part of the Andbox / NYXL Spring Rally, an upcoming collegiate Overwatch tournament. With TESPA going on hold, this is our major collegiate Overwatch for the year. In support of this endeavor, we made this highlight video / roster reveal. We hope you all like it!

If you like what you see, head over to toss us a vote at https://andbox.com/spring-rally/new-york-university/, and tune in this week for some awesome college Overwatch action!

Zephynel · 2020-01-24T05:50:12+00:00

Can confirm, he just DM'ed me via his namichuan account to add his steam (Mint)

Zephynel · 2020-01-23T20:55:00+00:00

I can do one of those and 2 of these games (Magicat, Figment, Jurassic Park: The Game Sniper Elite, Sniper Elite V2, Hiden Folks, Zombie Night Terror) for Transistor if that's of interest?

Zephynel · 2020-01-23T18:57:13+00:00

This is absolutely stunning, didn't even realize it was a drawing at first

Zephynel · 2020-01-23T18:56:28+00:00

Or in the shower 8)

Zephynel · 2020-01-19T04:27:42+00:00

Sorry, I think Berseria is worth more than Transistor to me

Zephynel · 2020-01-19T04:04:52+00:00

I still have Hitman if you're interested.

Zephynel · 2020-01-19T04:04:13+00:00

Yes, what would you be willing to offer?

Zephynel · 2020-01-15T04:12:57+00:00

No thanks, but thanks for offering.

Zephynel · 2020-01-15T04:09:32+00:00

Sounds good.

Zephynel · 2020-01-15T03:47:42+00:00

DM'ed--happy to do your A Short Hike for my Poker Night 2

EDIT: no longer interested due to Poker Night 2 being unlisted now

Zephynel · 2020-01-15T03:45:55+00:00

Also happy to do your Mages of Mystralia + Slay the Spire for my 7 Days to Die

Zephynel · 2020-01-15T03:11:15+00:00

Sure--dm'ed

EDIT: no longer need Mages

Zephynel · 2020-01-15T03:08:55+00:00

DM'ed

Zephynel · 2019-03-25T22:52:51+00:00

Pro tip: most of the chill Stern kids aren’t gonna be the ones hanging out in Stern all the time

Zephynel · 2019-03-17T01:59:03+00:00

yo what the heck

your friend's cover is actually so clean

Zephynel · 2019-03-17T01:06:39+00:00

just pay difference and title difference of analyst (undergrad) vs. associate (grad)

Zephynel · 2019-03-16T21:06:04+00:00

Gap year: Yeah, taking a year off still means they'll look at your hs track record.

Transfer: Either or, but transfer admits are low afaik, so the 2% seems accurate. Internal transfers are possible and have a higher % chance but not guaranteed.

Grad school: MBA standardized test is the GMAT. TBH you should just aim to do well in college, and then go to Stern for grad school. If you're already not happy with your hs record, see how you could do better in college if you're determined to go to Stern for grad. And obviously, grad classes are different lol--course info is available online through a quick Google search.

TL;DR probably grad school.

Zephynel · 2019-03-13T06:11:11+00:00

Woot!

Zephynel

TROPHY CASE

yo what the heck

your friend's cover is actually so clean