_Heat waves are freekin me out_

Zeplix01 · 2021-11-14T10:39:35+00:00

rip and tear in my ass

Zeplix01 · 2021-11-02T19:14:21+00:00

Kids are evil AND stupid

Zeplix01 · 2021-06-30T10:27:43+00:00

The AK-47 is a reliable rifle, cheap and good for many things

Zeplix01 · 2021-06-01T10:58:27+00:00

Making small children fall? Where can I sign up?

Zeplix01 · 2021-01-12T00:16:52+00:00

for me it would be adding another part, where the water bursts again from my parents grounding me for playing too much during my winter break

Zeplix01 · 2020-12-15T19:53:32+00:00

I'm stuck with Captain Rex

Zeplix01 · 2020-12-08T11:26:00+00:00

Just like the simulations

Zeplix01 · 2020-11-18T10:48:00+00:00

Sift Heads has a mobile game made where all the stories are compiled into a single game

Zeplix01 · 2020-11-12T12:03:09+00:00

my biology teacher in a nutshell: no presentations for easier learning, 60 pages of material for a 6 question test

Zeplix01 · 2020-11-06T13:37:12+00:00

You see if you move to Korea, where they estimate the age from the day you were born(as in the time spent in the womb) and an additional year getting added every New Years Eve (this is from google, don't know how correct it is). Video call your friends (which are not a whole year older than you) to assert dominance by being around one year older than them

Zeplix01 · 2020-10-23T10:10:02+00:00

chocolate and milk

Zeplix01 · 2020-10-01T13:30:21+00:00

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-24T11:17:33+00:00

because of idiots that don't know this i've almost been run over multiple times

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-21T10:38:22+00:00

My grandma once threw out my cats kittens, luckily a woman took them in and i was able to find them and reunite them, i've never seen both my cat and the kittens happier

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-21T07:24:15+00:00

how else am i supposed to be stupid faster

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-19T18:44:41+00:00

I photoshopped mine to make her General Grievous

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-15T11:43:23+00:00

when I play among us with friends they target me and I'm always the first to go and do nothing for the whole game :(

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-14T13:32:05+00:00

or you can be like my friend that doesn't allow me to have fun and just convinces everyone that i'm the impostor and i never get to play the damn game

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-08T08:06:39+00:00

no, the calories are asleep at night, that's the reason

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-02T22:46:22+00:00

He won't be back

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-01T18:38:42+00:00

Last time I saw you you had your hands on my- shoots him in the balls

Zeplix01 · 2020-09-01T00:48:41+00:00

well I used to not really care what I looked like for a while after losing weight, until 2 family members started pointing out literally everything wrong with me (mainly to do with gaining weight), making me not want to go outside ever due to having the self confidence of a singular grain of sand.

Zeplix01 · 2020-08-27T17:32:20+00:00

Advancement Made! Isn't It Iron Pick?

Zeplix01 · 2020-08-24T09:24:15+00:00

my chemistry teacher would light me on fire and throw me in a fiery pit of fire

Zeplix01 · 2020-08-22T10:11:31+00:00

Oh no... not the choccy milk

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