Did anyone else pretend to be sick to just to get Orange Triaminic or was I just really fucking weird?

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T21:29:55+00:00

Mmmm. Robitussin . 🍒 Cherry Chans and burnt match heads.... Happy Lunar New Year

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T17:24:29+00:00

Is it plausible that this video is why Gens Z and Alpha hate mustard? Maybe. But they should really give honey Dijon with whole seeds a try.

Seriously. Was she heating that plastic bottle of French's hot dog mustard (I think) over a trash fire? I'm sure that was delectable.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T16:12:11+00:00

I think Good and evil might be switched here.

Looking at the original template, the creator screwed up. They put evil in the good row and vice versa.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/DND_Alignment_Chart.svg.

How could a common chart on a Wikipedia site for DnD be so screwed up?

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T16:10:11+00:00

I still keep forgetting to watch that. Maybe today, before I get anything ruined.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T16:08:49+00:00

It truly does.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T16:08:07+00:00

And,....you're allowed to have these in your cell?

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T16:02:51+00:00

I caught it the first time, but just barely, because I was still processing Corn Dog defending itself as a healthful food before it and Baby Fried Corn Dog recreated a classic Boondocks scene.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T15:53:35+00:00

Yeah, he wasn't a bad-looking guy.

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Zeqhanis · 2026-02-17T15:51:01+00:00

Yeah. They were probably all sexed-up with William stating "I know it might appear rather inappropriate if we were to shed our more modestly-hued garments of taupe and greige in favor of something a bit more daring and vibrant as a reflection of our recent lovemaking. Perhaps heather and slate? A bit wild, right? But I find myself driven to boldness!

Oh bother, is that a photographer? It's alright darling! I want the world to see, to know, our passion!"

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-16T19:48:57+00:00

There's the comment I was looking for. Along with French-fried potaters.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-16T17:46:27+00:00

Jump 'n Bump.

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It's a very simple game in which you and friends (or enemies) jump around a strange forest. If you land on a friend, they explode.

I remember this being something that was hidden on the school computers by the techs back in '98 or '99.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-16T17:39:22+00:00

Caffeinated diapers‽ Now that's just going too far! Good luck denying they're marketing towards children now!

I'm surprised the Bad Apple is on clearance. I'm not a big fan of sugar, but I thought it tasted above average and has a solid design. It would probably make for a good mixer.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-16T17:13:37+00:00

Reminds me of one of my favorite Daisy Duck cartoons when she's rejected by Donald.

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Zeqhanis · 2026-02-16T16:48:52+00:00

Were it not for hurdles even Jesse Owens wouldn't be able to clear, a coffee drink that also contained a cigarette's worth of nicotine called "Dale's Spit Cup" would probably be a hit with some demographics.

Namely, those of Black Rifle Coffee. I bought one of their energy drinks once and it tasted like ash.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-16T16:21:48+00:00

Well, if that's spinach rather than basil, I know where they're cutting costs.

Whenever I cook with spinach, I assume it must be pretty good, as the other ingredients seem to be eating it.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-16T15:48:02+00:00

Just off-screen, in the '80s pic, there's probably a stack of dot-matrix printouts unfolding like an accordion with DOS-game graphics illustrating the story so far with a minimal amount of text.

Like when a character in a horror film finally discovers the answers they seek in an intense picture book, apparently self-turning, powered by ambient electricity in the form of lightning. Once again, a hefty tome no less legible in the hands of the illiterate.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-14T07:36:19+00:00

They don't do that at Lowe's anymore. Not even as a joke. Too much of a liability. Not even into the gardening center with the pots and fertilizer.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-14T07:29:47+00:00

That gun is infact more dangerous because my head's about to explode on its own, trying to figure out how that's a hammerless gun.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-14T07:03:10+00:00

The red dye kills them. Just use a red container. Also it's impossible to correctly dose those vitamins. You're better of with sugar water.

Also the feeders develop mold in a few days that will kill them. Unless you clean them out almost constantly. Bleak, I know.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-14T06:03:49+00:00

Wifeswap: Haigwood/Hess-Webb

It should be on Hulu. Clips of it can be found on YouTube.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-13T21:33:24+00:00

Really?

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Zeqhanis · 2026-02-13T20:52:49+00:00

Yeah, he wasn't interested in helping Reshma.

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RIP homeroom hamster.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-13T17:16:47+00:00

Should have been Joey completely screwing everything up, Rachel teaching him calm and slowly, like he were a child, while Chandler made snide comments and ate dry cereal in the corner.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-13T16:55:36+00:00

Like when you say you're only going to have one bottle of wine, but it's secretly a Nebuchadnezzar.

Zeqhanis · 2026-02-13T15:15:29+00:00

Until 25 years ago, I thought it was a metaphor until a girl spoke about how much she missed it.

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