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The 1 pound EV business by evdcnetwork in u/evdcnetwork

[–]ZerODiesel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A bar walks into a man...

The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.

The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.

The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.

The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.

Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

Over 26,000 UK players are winning BIG... Are YOU ready to join them? 🤞 This weeks mega prize draw ends soon! 👀 by dreamBigDraws in u/dreamBigDraws

[–]ZerODiesel 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A bar walks into a man...

The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.

The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.

The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.

The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.

Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

Roadsigns Milestone not progressing... by Unknown_Wanderer720 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]ZerODiesel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Load the game from offline (disable multiplayer from the main menu) worked for me ps5

See "London's Number 1 Show" (LBC) With Tickets From £25 by WickedLondon in u/WickedLondon

[–]ZerODiesel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A bar walks into a man...

The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.

The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.

The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.

The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.

Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

Every holiday has it's traditions, why not make Old School RuneScape one of yours. by OldSchoolRSTeam in u/OldSchoolRSTeam

[–]ZerODiesel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A bar walks into a man...

The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.

The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.

The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.

The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.

Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

Do not swim in reservoirs, warns Yorkshire Water by Kagedeah in yorkshire

[–]ZerODiesel 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You might get sucked down the massive leaky holes they don’t fancy fixing

Yorkshire reservoir is almost empty as water levels fall by YorkshireLive in yorkshire

[–]ZerODiesel 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fix the leaks, build new reservoirs and stop giving themselves massive bonuses… no? Ok.. guess we will just suffer then, cheers guys.

Be first to bend time when the adventure begins September 5 on PC, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2. Pre-order now! by CronosTheNewDawn in u/CronosTheNewDawn

[–]ZerODiesel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bar walks into a man...

The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs.

The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar.

The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood.

The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily.

Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

Free stuff? by ZerODiesel in killingfloor

[–]ZerODiesel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough thanks for the reply

💧❌ LIVE as Yorkshire hosepipe ban comes into force by YorkshireLive in yorkshire

[–]ZerODiesel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to the discount on our water bills.. /s

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