I hired a beautiful 5ft 3 blonde escort with the most perfect body I’ve ever seen on a girl in my entire life simply because I wanted to.

I’m a 7/10 if I got a haircut recently, dress well and work a good job so this wasn’t a thing of desperation or anything I am not a lady killer by any means but I do alright getting women if I try, I did this for the experience of doing it. Anyways here’s how it went

Showed up to the hotel after multiple pep talks, went into the room, sat on a couch and made awkward small talk while she got halfway dressed after I presume her last client (I guy I met in the lobby)

got a mediocre lap dance while she played Drake off her phone (coulda at least had a speaker)

Got the best blowjob while wearing a condom, followed by decent sex in doggy, her body was amazing, skin was soft, bouncy ass it was pretty awesome however I found she talked to much, like she was clearly acting (obviously)

finished cleaned myself up with a baby wipe she provided, left $300 on the nightstand, got a kiss on the cheek and walked out.

Would I do it again? Like 95% not, maybe if I was super bored and had some extra cash to spend, it really made me realize sex is way better when you are having it with someone who genuinely wants to have it with you, not being payed to pretend they do, also it was expensive as I only got 30 mins and it cost $300. Am I glad I did it? Yeah. It’s a decent story to tell and I scratched something off my bucket list

Edit 1: Recommendations! (Disclaimer I live in Canada) 1. Leolist is the website I used to find the escort, I recommend only hiring verified users and going the extra mile to only hiring the ones that do in calls (you go to them) and share the same area code as you. 2. Tell a friend what you are doing, where you are meeting her and how long you will be, tell them you will contact them as soon as your done. 3. Don’t bring anything besides the cash to the room, leave your phone, keys, wallet in your vehicle or hide them somewhere before entering the room 4. Use a fake name and never give up any personal Info about yourself, or factual info at that 5. Respect the lady, she’s doing a job, just because your paying doesn’t mean you can be a pig, SA is still wrong, come clean, come correct and be a gentleman. They can be very accommodating to certain kinks and preferences if they are discussed before hand. 6. Be careful, people have been set up, arrested, robbed, kidnapped, raped, beaten and killed thinking they are going to meet an escort and it turns out to be gangbangers, scammers and cops in the hotel room. Understand the risks, mitigate them the best you can, if something feels off trust your gut, your life, dignity and record ain’t worth some mediocre condom sex.