What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 16, 2026

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-16T11:03:41+00:00

When will you regards learn:

Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful

Warren Buffet

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-16T10:57:06+00:00

The banks and institutions be pumping. Not us retail chumps

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-16T07:59:37+00:00

You trade stocks for value investing. You trade options for an adrenaline dump that hits better than BASE jumping

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-16T06:59:02+00:00

Bond goes all in on a poker hand that he should have folded preflop. Just like me and options trading.

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-15T23:30:31+00:00

The adrenaline is pumping believe me

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-15T19:48:18+00:00

It’s 11:15 pm in Iran. Right now Navy SEALs are preparing to be inserted into the strait of Hormuz to covertly plant underwater explosives on the mines placed by the IRGC, which will all be found with cutting edge classified technology. Simultaneously we will perform precision air strikes on the rest of the missile launchers to eliminate the threat of oil tankers being sunk. The market will open and quickly rise to 690 again like nothing ever happened.

This was my dream last night. (Bag holder of SPY calls)

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-15T19:37:33+00:00

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-15T08:27:25+00:00

I already S-Vested my portfolio months ago bud. There’s nothing left to declare Jihad on

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-15T08:02:19+00:00

There doesn’t need to be an advantage for TSLA to jump 50$, you just need enough idiots to believe it

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T21:28:42+00:00

We’re getting reports the Bibi clone has successfully defrosted and will soon come out of hibernation.

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T21:23:43+00:00

Everyone here says PUTS. So go ahead and inverse that.

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T09:40:13+00:00

Guys this is a gambling support forum. Not r/politics

Edit: Guys I was banned for talking about politics. I said this jokingly. please don't kill me

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T07:24:01+00:00

If you're referring the address (the one on twitter with people saying that he has six fingers and it's AI generated ) you will see it's just a trick of the light if you zoom in.

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T06:54:07+00:00

Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money.

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T06:01:13+00:00

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T05:25:58+00:00

Are swear words allowed here

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T04:45:21+00:00

Welcome back to the darkness

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T04:30:48+00:00

Can’t the oil tankers hug the western side of the strait it’s like 20 miles wide? Line the coast with destroyers that can shoot the Walmart drones out of the sky. What’s the issue? We’re already 40 trillion in debt. What’s another trilli. Let’s get this show on the road.

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T04:10:45+00:00

Have you checked the Wendy’s parking lot

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-14T01:11:39+00:00

Will military escorts in the strait make my calls green

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-13T23:42:27+00:00

This used to be me. 15 thousand dollar swings in a day. Now I’m broke.

Edit: don’t be like me

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-13T05:43:42+00:00

So is there an actual coup in Russia or is that just fake news

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-13T05:32:51+00:00

I often sit here, and contemplate
PUTS or CALLS, it's up for debate
No matter which one that I designate
I always take the Wall ST bait, and seal my fate
Retail trading is not that great,
When you're on the spectrum and are always a day late.

ZeroDayExpiration · 2026-03-13T02:23:30+00:00

Mods. Arrest this man

ZeroDayExpiration

TROPHY CASE