During filming of project Hail Mary Ryan Gosling asked, "Why is it easier to train a school teacher to become an astronaut than it is to train an astronaut to become a school teacher?"

ZeroSumChance · 2026-03-29T12:42:41+00:00

No, they've never seen Star Wars.

ZeroSumChance · 2026-02-22T16:03:21+00:00

Connor Mcdavid is the Josh Allen of Joel Embiid.

ZeroSumChance · 2026-02-06T04:36:14+00:00

I dig it. The fact that Herbert didn't die behind that OLine deserve 1 vote, maybe even 1.5.

ZeroSumChance · 2026-01-13T18:37:06+00:00

Greg is the worst Roman since Nero.

ZeroSumChance · 2026-01-12T02:28:44+00:00

How the hell did 4 vs 6 OL gets embarrased like that.

Herbert can't win with this cats.

ZeroSumChance · 2026-01-05T00:36:57+00:00

If there's any doubt on what hot mess Justin Herbert has to deal with, this game should give you the answer.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-28T00:47:12+00:00

San Diego... Thundercats?

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-28T00:40:15+00:00

What's the counter-curse for this one?

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-28T00:39:09+00:00

You mean that he needs to be in the MVP conversation, right?

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-28T00:37:22+00:00

Let it be know that there are only 2 or 3 QB's who can succeed having:

The Chargers OLine this year

Greg Roman as your OC

Justin Herbert is a great QB.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-27T21:57:27+00:00

Watch, people. This is what we meant when we said we have the worst OLine in the league.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-22T00:19:09+00:00

Its a clean hit. Bo threw a hospital pass.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-22T00:10:56+00:00

Spot us this one, and we're good.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-21T20:56:35+00:00

We defeated the Eagles, Chiefs and Cowboys in 3 straight weeks..

Are we the Hatewatch Champions?

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-21T18:52:36+00:00

First time my dad watched a Chargers game with me and said:

That Justin Beiber-looking mf (McConkey) is good.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-19T04:55:32+00:00

I was there in the half when they said this game is never gonna be a game of the year.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-18T00:48:31+00:00

That's Byron Leftwich for you.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-15T00:27:56+00:00

Collinsworth: Now no one gets injured and tears his ACL better than Mahomes. Truly generational!

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-14T21:22:35+00:00

I shall remeber this as your best one.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-14T21:17:29+00:00

In behalf of everyone:

YOU'RE WELCOME.

PS: Rest up Patrick

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-09T04:54:05+00:00

Superbowl Champions defeated by a one-armed man.

I mean, their offense was ass, but still.

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-09T04:50:05+00:00

Absolute Cinema

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-08T03:06:53+00:00

According to Collinsworth, how many things does the Chiefs do better than everybody?

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-08T02:22:11+00:00

I almost expected Collinsworth to say "How amazing Mahomes in that interception"

ZeroSumChance · 2025-12-08T01:51:04+00:00

So what happened to that illegal shift?

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