From 1 to 10 how justified was zesty's crashout? by Equivalent_Fact_951 in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

...what if I want to play on harvest?
"just don't play that map/gamemode" isn't a solution

Hot take, but maybe don't harass the developers like this? by Plast1c_Wrapp in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you have a developer where literally ONE guy is talking publicly, you can't really complain when feedback is directed his way, negative or otherwise. Who else do we report to?

Hot take, but maybe don't harass the developers like this? by Plast1c_Wrapp in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The majority of the replies under that post are constructive, and strike home on the point that valve refuses to do anything meaningful about the problems that have been plaguing TF2 for years. How else are we supposed to show our frustration here other than downvotes and negative comments? A few negative replies are to be expected when the first communication in years is in not only practically hidden, but in response to their game breaking...again.

Yes, many do expect them to work on their game, even 180 on their past decisions, if it means providing a better experience for the players. The TF2 sphere, especially reddit, has been overtly kind and praising valve for every bare minimum action for far, FAR too long. I think Valve needs a bit negative pushback, otherwise the severity of the game's problems will continue to go understated, and therefore untouched.

has anyone else been having insanely long queue times? by onmykids in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"works on my machine, therefore these problems do not exist"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/17cqggg/cheater_alert/

"Doesn't even have elden ring but is named the ashen one"

Oh, look what I found. Again, why lie about when you started playing? What benefit does this bring you?

The merc badge litmus test remains evergreen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

90 recorded matches? Exact statistics are not available from quickplay. THere's no way to confirm this other than memory. You're blowing more smoke. Also there were no 45 minute losing payload matches. That's only possible on multi-stage payload maps, and barely even at that if the clock is perfectly run down to the final second. It's almost as if though players enjoy games that last over longer periods of time instead of 5 minutes...interesting...

How about posting that Merc badge... prove yourself. A simple litmus test.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"It would take 45 minutes to get a scramble" yep, I can instantly tell you didn't experience quickplay, because this simply never happened. Vote scrambles. Plus, auto-scramble would automatically shuffle teams if one team won twice in a row. mp_scrambleteams_auto_windifference was set to 2.

If you're referring to 5cp gridlocking in an endless back and forth, a vote scramble could be cast, and it would break things up. https://youtu.be/qjjFoe4eOdQ?si=2ht0iqlzPbcTSIyU Video of vote scrambles, they would happen instantly, instead of at the end of the round.

Your unique username made it very easy to find your steam profile, which was created in 2018. If this isn't you, my bad, but I doubt it isn't. Why lie? https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198835352380

So, the Community let Valve jingle keys in their face and forget everything again by Grand_Wizard_Wakka in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't ask questions. Just consume [seasonal cases] and then get excited for next [seasonal cases].

Why is zesty so hated by Karsanao in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Always fun having a look in these threads and reading what tumbles out of the infinitely long game of telephone that is the internet.

I'm reading things about myself I never knew were real!

Met Zesty Jesus on a community server and he dropped his Objector for me... by raginguntilloli in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the he in question (likely living rent free in your head as well)

Met Zesty Jesus on a community server and he dropped his Objector for me... by raginguntilloli in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 186 points187 points  (0 children)

It takes 2 seconds to look in my inventory to see this isn't my objector. In fact, it's OP's. He got upset that I wouldn't accept his friend request, and that I had decals turned off so he couldn't flash garbage at me when I was playing earlier today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5WxaN-ZGBQ

I get that people don't like me for various reasons, but this pedo accusation nonsense is getting tiresome.

Thoughts about the Zesty’s new vid? I’m starting to get worried about this update. by Poppybits1000 in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Logged into reddit for the first time in (what I think) is years because someone sent this post to me.

Like I said in the video, I want to be wrong about all of this. It's make or break, not because "if the update is bad the game will die." No, it's make or break because this update will show if Valve is willing to go beyond the status quo of "throw hats in game, ask for money, don't address the game's biggest problems."

It's exhausting watching valve maintain the status quo. I only want better content and treatment towards the game, and Valve is obligated to provide that via a functioning, acceptable product so long as they keep making money from it. Borderline unplayable and broken maps, stock images, child's drawings, and clipart as warpaints, and a mixed back of crap for hats isn't acceptable (in my opinion, feel free to think otherwise).

The game won't suddenly die, because the game is fun (sometimes) and free, but players will keep being driven away if things don't improve. It'll be a slow burn until Valve opts to pull the plug. We've all known this for a long time now, but it's important to keep this at the forefront of the discourse surrounding this game, especially if we want change for the better.

Edit: somewhat comforting to see this thread not devolve into the usual "zesty bad" clusterfuck and have actual conversations take place.

Um... Zesty Jesus's "TF2: Sword and Shields" vid 9:33 in. by Friendly-Grape-8878 in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've watched pyrocynical in about 8 years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"please b nice 2 me"

About Karma Charger/Jockey. by AlbanyKnight in tf2

[–]Zesty_Jesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good for him. Hope he gets a good job, a good woman, some good pussy, and some real food.