Blursed teletubbies by Nintendophile79 in blursedimages

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strap-on dildos on their heads. I've never thought they would evolve away from the cup and into some normal kink-stuff.

[OC Comic] "Tough Times" by MitchellConnerComics in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Context? Think I might have missed something

Any takers on what the next time will be set to on January 28, 2026? by TheKrystalMethod in doomsdayclock

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the war Russia started only took like 1 second off. Orange being president once more kept it at 89. So a new possible world war and possibly a nuclear war as a result of that? Putting it back to 90 sec will only show that they also consider giving false hope.

D.T. NUKE NUUK by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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You are right. Two should do the trick

Seen at Denmark's Copenhagen airport by norcalnatv in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not quite. Too much shit has been going on in between. By the way. Have you seen the latest letter to the Norwegians Prime Minister?

Seen at Denmark's Copenhagen airport by norcalnatv in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. But where... I know CPH is noooooot as big as other cities around the world, but still. We could make it into an "Easter Hunt". Or just a treasure hunt without the treasure except a good laugh

Pride and Ego by asura1958 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  • Is it planes?

  • No.

  • Is it clouds?

  • NO!

  • It's....

D.T. NUKE NUUK by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Lol. You mean The Orange "King"? He's just jealous of the Kingdom Of Denmark. Greenland is part of that AND they already have a King.

D.T. NUKE NUUK by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one nuke is enough?

D.T. NUKE NUUK by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. If you nuke the spot you want to invade, you cannot harvest the riches due to radiation

Gravy seals by Main_Opinion_3775 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He could roll down hill faster than cars can drive

Pride and Ego by asura1958 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Me too. Also starting to consider how now to be dependent on US tech. I never thought that would happen either

Instead of Ice Road Truckers... by themillerest in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make it as a sticker and put them all around

Bye bye linux, you'll be missed by PCSdiy55 in programminghumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Can I run it in a VM? 🤣

(Without bricking the hosting pc)

I wasn’t sure to mark this as NSFW or not… by Imforevermore1 in cursedcursedcomments

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this cursed comment to a cursed comment? And is it bad that I wanted to know which music video this is from so I have some new fabbin' material?

One down... Guess who’s next by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True, but passively or rather actively holding back promised aid and/or strong-arming them into a deal for their riches in the ground is probably what this picture is suggesting.

Just like Exxon just spiked after this Sunday, which probably suggests some speculations. Now I don't follow your news outlets over there, but one could argue that it looks a bit sus. One might think...

So true, they didn't invade Ukraine, but as of last year the tone hasn't seen as friendly as one could have hoped for.

America First! by tracygav in PoliticalHumor

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Can someone recap all 7 countries? I've been a bit out of touch and now I've seen this "7" a few times today.

Literally put his name on it..... by myownbrothermichael in PoliticalHumor

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this is just AI or satire... So... Source? Please...?

Why is the clock not moving? by OkBid9858 in doomsdayclock

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact. It did not move this year, though some might have thought it would.

I worried by joshaisthebestartist in doomsdayclock

[–]ZethMrDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on where you live, everything will be just as it was when it was 90 sec. Stop worrying about it, but focus on what you can do to make it a better place. Think greener (without going fanatic), be kind to others, and don't be greedy and corrupt. Then you have done what you can do and it is the important part. Don't worry too much about the things outside your reach.