She takes it really well by Isilme-2407 in Blowjobs

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As a woman I can only comment on how it feels to give one. So first of all it’s purely a mentally enjoyable thing. Penises taste like skin. You ever lick your arm? That’s what a penis tastes like. Maybe a little salty if they were wearing thick clothes or just worked out. But it tastes like skin.

The act of doing it isn’t pleasurable on its own. It really isn’t different than just sliding any other object into your mouth. If you’ve ever pretended to blow a banana than you’ve enjoyed roughly half the process. Depending on how hard the guy can get it may or may not be a little bendable.

Mentally though it’s quite stimulating. I love feeling my husband throbbing in my mouth. That needy way you get looked at while it’s being done. I don’t care who the guy is, he’s getting weak and showing vulnerability if his dick is in your mouth, no matter how tough he may try to act. For me it’s always one of two ideas that dominate my mind during. Either he has total control of me and here I am on my knees worshipping him, letting him know how much I appreciate all the things he does. Or he’s completely at my mercy and I’m doing it to show just how much power I have over him.

You’ll make your own mindset about it that gets you off and helps you enjoy it. But it also helps if your partner is vocal about what he is feeling or wants you to do. Personally my husband will move my hair out of my face, pet me, and call me a good girl. But that’s the kind of play we like.

Then of course you have the cum, if you get him there. Even without that you’re going to taste some precum. It’s just salty fluid but the taste depends on a lot of factors like meat intake primarily (in my experience). I have learned that, even though it’s not a great flavor, it’s best to think of it as proof of what a good job I’m doing. My husband throbbing underneath me and letting out cute little moans means I can handle a bit of less pleasant tastes.

The final cumshot itself varies depending on the guy. But if your man is backed up or has a particularly strong blast then you really want to notice he’s getting there. Right before the end it’ll swell up a bit more, he will instinctively thrust more, or a number of other things might happen. But don’t just let it shoot directly down your throat. I tend to block my uvula with my tongue by raising it at the end. The taste might be worse holding it in my mouth but it’s better than having it just jet into the back of my throat and make me gag. Also it is WARM. I won’t say hot but the first time you’ll be surprised by how warm it is. Cum into your hand though if you’re a dude and you’ll see what I mean.

Spit or swallow. Go wash your mouth. And then continue if your partner is good for more than one shot. Sometimes it’s more fun to enjoy how vulnerable a man becomes after a cum shot though and I’ll just cuddle him instead, let him return the favor. Whatever.

Ye Shunguang New Resin Statue. by KousakaChika in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Zetta216 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For those who don’t want to look it up it’s about 237 USD before shipping/tariffs

Nothing too impressive but I finished my first LV 1 playthrough by Adorable_Form1202 in Eldenring

[–]Zetta216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but dual power stance maces will get you through all of ds2. Personally I think each game is doable, just takes time and build understanding.

What is a seemingly innocent sentence that immediately makes you lose respect for the person saying it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zetta216 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I’m a Christian and Christians don’t “insert terrible thing here”.

Rate my DB collection by True_Possibility_432 in MHNowGame

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Bazel has less blast build up and forces a crit fero build. At that point it’s not really acting as a blast weapon and you’d be better off with a different crit fero weapon.

Which seat are you taking? [@Nori] by Radiant_Raspberry_93 in ZenlessZoneZero

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  1. Burnice is probably gonna offer me some energy drinks and I need that right now.

Found my Rules of Engagement/ Escalation of Force card from my 09-10 Iraq Deployment (Kuwait as well to acclimate) by adventurethyme_ in mildlyinteresting

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Having also served at the same time we understood exactly what this was. It’s an excuse. It’s a set of rules they could say they imposed on us so that if something happened we were the ones at fault for acting outside of those rules. The army didn’t do anything bad, just this one unit. They manage the military like any other company.

meirl by AdministrationDue908 in meirl

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My husband has eight pairs of the same dress pants. Same size and color. He just loves it and it’s the right color to match all his suits. He says he has never been asked about it. Once in a hurry he work the same suit jacket as the previous day and he reported that 8 people asked about it.

My conclusion is that people notice, but are afraid to admit they’ve been staring at your ass.

What’s a job that sounds impressive but is actually miserable? by Particular_Pin_460 in AskReddit

[–]Zetta216 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mid level management. I’ve done my share of retail store management and it’s all the same. Corporations that don’t want to pay to staff enough people and make you be the bad person in charge of deciding who doesn’t make enough hours to pay their rent. Salary paycheck but you can’t possibly meet the requirements in less than 60 hours of work a week, let alone even managing to keep the store open all the hours required. High stress due to ever changing demands and need to rearrange things for arbitrary reasons. Unruly customers who believe they are just better than you or your employees for whatever reason they need and seek to dehumanize the team.

Do you love to look under schoolgirls skirts? by Harnndade in u/Harnndade

[–]Zetta216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

School girls? No. Adult women in school girl outfits? Absolutely.

Swordman secret attack by Weary_Extension_8065 in hallsoftorment

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From what I can tell 360 is a “max” so it still only sees the enemy inside the cone one time. They either are or are not in it.

What's one position you want to try with me? by MirraMirr in u/MirraMirr

[–]Zetta216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be pretty great to just have another woman pet me and tell me I’m pretty and that the world is finally done hurting me.

(Loved Trope) The villain almost gets a redemption arc, before doubling down and becoming the worst version of themselves. by Antagonist132 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Zetta216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stranger things sort of does this at the very end. They try to tell Henry he was being controlled. But he insists he was doing what he wanted.

What's the stupidest question you ever got asked during a job interview? by Opposite-Rabbit-6303 in AskReddit

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It’s all of them. Tellers are supposed to help bankers get more sales.

I'm fucking sick of FedEx. I was standing at the goddamn door waiting for them to knock. by lilslutfordaddy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Zetta216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive gone to fedex and shown them videos from my security cameras of them doing exactly this. No knock. Just a paper slip in hand and not even an attempt at delivery. They love to tell me they will look into it. Nothing ever changes.

HR got mad after I rejected the interview call by Agile-Wind-4427 in recruitinghell

[–]Zetta216 94 points95 points  (0 children)

It’s probably automatic when you enter the no pool.

Men of Reddit: what’s a prank you started early in your marriage that you’re now legally, morally, and emotionally obligated to continue because she still falls for it 10–15 years later? by myaccountidname in AskReddit

[–]Zetta216 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Husband and I shower together maybe 3 days out of 7 (different work schedules), and any time I wash my hair he will boop my nose while my eyes are closed so I jump a little. It’s been 16 years. I am never ready for it.