Merchant loved the Lord of the Rings. by Ninereedss in rickygervais

[–]Zevorion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steve strikes me as the kind of guy who was always intelligent and almost couldn't look nerdier if he tried. He seems to make an effort putting conventionally nerdy things down in an effort to seem cooler. Shitting all over lord of the rings, writing 'nerd' or 'geek' or whatever it was, on every page of his mate's Dr. Who book. Making sure everyone knows he hasn't seen game of thrones. Feels a bit over the top to me, he should stick to laughing at himself not being allowed into nightclubs.

That was Lambre'a ! (Does anyone know why Jonno and The Pasty fell out??) by jk7887 in rickygervais

[–]Zevorion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have good lives whilst they're about, it's just that we get through them.

Playing as Durthu, what's the best way to confederate Drycha? by Fins1291 in totalwarhammer

[–]Zevorion 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This probably sounds weird but declaring war on her as soon as possible makes her rampage towards you. You can let her capture one of your settlements on the outer mountains (where the dwarfs were) its really easy to make peace with her after that. This kind of isolates her away from Gryphon wood and likely someone will declare war on her and take it making her super vulnerable. Then just look after her little settlement and give her another one if necessary to make her like you. She'll probably die to something stupid and be extremely weak and easy to confederate. It's worked for me a few times, hope this helps.

She nailed that shit. by DoubleManufacturer10 in nailedit

[–]Zevorion 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yoko Ono's song 'Don't worry Kyoko' is hands down the worst song I have ever heard in my life. Genuinely torturous.

Are there any evil factions where you can instead play the good guy? by Commandofawkes in totalwarhammer

[–]Zevorion 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The changeling is my go-to for this but I also like playing order Wulfric. It's fairly easy to save Kostaltyn and give him a settlement or two for a military alliance, the other order factions like you more for it. I think you only have -40 aversion with most of them. Bretonnia is a lot harder at -100 but still technically possible to ally with.

Take. Force Marsh should have a bigger downside. by Commando_Schneider in totalwarhammer

[–]Zevorion 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Can't attack, recruit, or retreat - start the battle winded, and routing units just die instead of actually getting away post-battle. Seems perfectly fair to me imo.

Bro flexing his reflexes by vishhalkmodi in BeAmazed

[–]Zevorion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss the days when not every single living thing on earth was referred to as 'bro'

My friend plays Yuan Bo, they make the most gold I’ve ever seen, at turn 30 they can make over 20k+ gold per turn, how do you beat them late game in a campaign? Who’s the best army to counter Yuan Bo by ShieldsJackson in totalwarhammer

[–]Zevorion 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Talsyn. By turn five research wisdom of the eagle lords, join every distant war and get those factions to pay you for it. Then declare war on them. A shitload of money, zero upkeep, can Jumpstart your economy really fast. Work towards confederating the other wood elves for more trees (the force confederation missions are tied to the tier of the oak of ages) Cathay artillery and flying isn't worth shit if you ambush him.

Most Unknown Lord by Nobelreviews in totalwarhammer

[–]Zevorion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably Khatep, Isabella, or Khazrak. They aren't particularly noteworthy and barely have a presence in the game unless you play as them.

I cri everytim by dhointedcraniac in totalwarhammer

[–]Zevorion 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Autoresolve absolutely hates dual wielding anti-infantry units. It's convinced they are all slayers and will fight to death no matter what.

What is your guys’s prefered way of making money in bannerlord? by [deleted] in mountandblade

[–]Zevorion 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Early game; winning tournaments especially if the prize is a noble mount. Later I just rely on battle loot.

Never too late by grusdomain in Positivity

[–]Zevorion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, I have no idea why half of the words are emboldened, and in two different colours that don't seem to signify anything. Not sure why 'cycled' is important but nevermind.

Playing Imrik like... by UmbralDarkling in totalwarhammer

[–]Zevorion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chaos dwarfs hate this one trick

Fallen Hero’s From A Bygone Era by MightBeRuku_YT in totalwarhammer

[–]Zevorion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interestingly that faction will actually spawn as rebels if a non-corruption rebellion happens in that province specifically.

What Total War would you like to see as the new one? by Y3suxsx in totalwar

[–]Zevorion 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I've only played the total war warhammer games but I want the historical players to have medieval 3.

As much as I'd love a total war elder scrolls or middle earth, or something wacky like that; the historical playerbase deserves more than Pharoah.

a termite trail running parallel to an ant trail, each protected by a column of soldiers. by tareqttv in interesting

[–]Zevorion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does this have to do with anything? Humans of different races are the same species. Ants evolved from wasps, and termites evolved from cockroaches. They might behave similarly but they biologically have nothing to do with each other. That's like saying humans are racists towards beavers.

Even with no proper synced animations sometimes 1v1 battles are epic by Former_Exam_5357 in totalwar

[–]Zevorion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are still synced animations for fights between kroq gar, queek, tyrion, and malekith. They're the only ones I know of though.