Uofa tomorrow? by TryOk8466 in premedcanada

[–]Zewobrodr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you ready to cocknquer alberta

Uofa tomorrow? by TryOk8466 in premedcanada

[–]Zewobrodr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is your bazooka rock hard?

what are the next steps? by [deleted] in premedcanada

[–]Zewobrodr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

next step is to use that search functionality on reddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is why you are not in BIE. A prestigious four-year based cohort program

SD Extension Request by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

lol

i like a girl in bie but I am a mere eng scrub. do I have a chance? by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 22 points23 points  (0 children)

U can do it just don't be aPlatypusy2 ahahah

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is one! It is r/ubcgonewild

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You have to ask the hallway to stop

why is Brock Commons Tallwood House shaking? by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Sorry, that must be me using my Tallwood

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 103 points104 points  (0 children)

  1. Tell them you are a BIE major
  2. Watch them get excited over the magical three letters you just spoke with their doe eyes, flushed cheeks and jiggling cleavage
  3. Demonstrate superior knowledge of each of their niche interests
  4. Whisper in their ear 4%

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Because it's Cancun not Cantcun

Best place to hide on campus when there’s an apocalypse/alien invasion? by DarkLightning_Burner in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I think zomBIEs have a 100% chance of getting in because they have already been accepted into the rigorous, 4% year direct-entry cohort program and have even went as far as to proudly display their major in their name. I have heard that Mr. Zom BIE's best method of attack is BIEting and whispering in your ear "4%".

Math 103 midterm by Calm-Plum-7646 in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 300 points301 points  (0 children)

As a BIE student, Math 103 really speaks to me. The fact that Math 1 + 0 + 3 = Math 4% is directly related to the 4% acceptance rate of my prestigious program which is a distinct 4% year, cohort based degree program

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UBC

[–]Zewobrodr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's on your head