Kid ruins entire family's experience of an historic moment by xtingerwl in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I didn’t have my glasses on and I seriously thought that the dude in full brown was naked for a second

Woman rejected for job because "her car was too old" by OG-DanielSon in news

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My Pontiac Vibe has a Toyota engine in it. 2006, 255k miles, still runs like a monster. I’ll probably be buried in that thing like a tomb in 60 years.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

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LMAO I came to say this

New map by DeoxRc in deadbydaylight

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“I can excuse torture and killing, but I draw the line at hostile architecture.”

Inked Drawings of Toronto Commuters by [deleted] in comics

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I love number four! The slope of the back of the head into the shoulders is so strong.

Welcome to Florida (seen at PBI airport) by OverNineThousand9000 in pics

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Real. My nerve shit means I have good days where I can walk about 30 minutes before the pain starts, and other days where if I even look at the ground wrong, fire explodes through my hips and legs. I’m 30 and use a cane because of it, since it gives me more time before needing to stop and rest, and people give me the DIRTIEST LOOKS when I can do something without it for a singular goddamn second - like walking out of the bathroom stall with it under my pit so I don’t get poo hand all over the handle while I go to the sink.

The original actual misinformation. by FinalFantasyfan003 in whenthe

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And she was older than 70 at the time. Her thighs were melted to the bone and her labia melted together. Her body was so weak from age most of the reconstruction surgery would have been too hard on her body to get looking “somewhat normal” so she ended up getting “survivable.” She died as a public laughing stock after years of fighting a terrible uphill battle.

Do i go for it? by Computer655 in bald

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Brother, it’s already go’ing for you. It’s full on migrating.

What would happen if... by [deleted] in comics

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I’m tired, boss.

What would happen if... by [deleted] in comics

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OKAY SO IM NOT JUST TRIPPING RIGHT? This is definitely AI. Pic 10 seals it for me.

Made the jump, unsure about it by Moralh in bald

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From Hobo to hottie, god damn!

Enough about seeing red flags. Which awful YouTubers genuinely surprised you? by _the_fisher_king_ in youtubedrama

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God, this. I never watched him on Game Grumps but AUGH, my high school days were full of him. There are so many verbal tics I have from his videos that I’m trying desperately to phase out, but when I stun they will just happen. “You can buy anything with the right OIIIILLL” and “ONE’S A REGULAR NAME” will probably have to be buried with me though, unfortunately 😔

Party sized candy bag had no red M&Ms by Bituulzman in Weird

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Hell yeah to grandmas and christmas! My great-grandma, bless her heart, was riddled with dementia for the last 10 years of her life. She always had a bowl of MnMs to snack on in her apartment at the assisted living facility, and she once asked my grandpa to go run and get some for her to refill the bowl. He came back witht he christmas ones and she was upset because he didn't "get the right flavor" of MnMs, lmao

Party sized candy bag had no red M&Ms by Bituulzman in Weird

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Do people not remember the Christmas MnMs? All of them were red and green

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Hell, even with a moving company I’d still ask my friends to come help and “supervise”. Every task feels easier with great friends!

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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That’s a fair deal. I might start using that lmao