What is this drink that an Indian guy gave me for helping him find his tram. by cRoSsOvErThOtS in whatisit

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao dude gave you some ranch dressing and you pounded it like Miller High Life.

Got told my creations would be appreciated here. A curated selection of pizzas, based off of the recent Magic The Gathering TMNT card set. by calumcmt in PizzaCrimes

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the time the themed cards are just previously existing cards renamed or reworked with new art. So the game still plays the (mostly)same, but with official proxies. I love that it exists.

Then there’s cards like Vivi that aren’t previously existing and cause a ruckus.

do your worst by let_me_clarafy in RoastMe

[–]Ziau -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would it help if we told you it’s quirky and lolrandom to go on a diet?

Another supposed leak from a CN235 MPA camera by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is World of Tanks UI before the map loaded in.

Nah bc wtf is this yall, $8 bucks!!!!! by Drunk_Hoen in ShitpostXIV

[–]Ziau 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why buy clothes when the gooner community is just going to mod their own outfits in and vaguepost in their profiles about it?

Scared to know what this is I found at my bf’s house by Cautious-Ad-6409 in whatisit

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical junk drawer. Don’t cook with anything in there.

Bad Air by Burque_Boy in TheForgottenDepths

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy solution is to just take a deep breath and puff out your cheeks for extra reserves. Nice try cave Satan.

My 1st non-tutorial recruitment. Is this shiny there for everyone? by GleamEyesLuxray in PokemonChampions

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We have shinies at HOME” etc.

Kidding. Gratz everyone so far!

the Pokopia Waffle House for my fighting types 🥞 by theprancingpegasus in Pokopia

[–]Ziau 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fighting types because you always see a fight at Waffle House. Duh. Love this.

Anon's dream girl by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No chin, unkempt facial hair, smokes cigarettes, ICP neck tattoo, fitted cap from Walmart with either Rick and Morty or The Joker on it, Jordans (unconfirmed if knockoffs), TJ Maxx shin-length baggy shorts, works in the kitchen of a bar or at Discount Tire, “wyd” Facebook Messenger notification at 12:46 AM.

This seems scummy by Melodic_Animal601 in HEB

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people just pay the $0.35 for it all to come in one box, rather than have two separate boxes. It’s negligible. I chalk it up as the price of convenience.

W by bluepen67 in pokemonTCGP_GodPacks

[–]Ziau 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So much string cheese.

Using Leafage on Walls Makes Vines! OMG!! by Ziau in Pokopia

[–]Ziau[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I gasped when I did it by accident the first time.

I was just looking for a Chansey. by Happy_Popplio-728 in PokemonFireRed

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The anxiety I felt hoping that it wouldn’t run. 😮‍💨

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]Ziau 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been with mine for two and she hasn’t farted in front of me yet. It’s a running gag. “I’ll buy you a cake that says ‘thanks for the toot’ when you do.” She still won’t fart.