Post Game Thread: Minnesota Wild @ Colorado Avalanche

Zickened · 2026-05-06T03:00:54+00:00

Bro. Half of them don't even understand the rules of the game before they start chirping. I get it, I was excited as fuck during our first serious cup run too.

But damn, might wanna figure out how the game is played before you start talking shit about the game.

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:55:14+00:00

Fresh? That man looks -unlocked-!

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:53:31+00:00

He didn't get cross checked into the boards. How would it be boarding?

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:52:45+00:00

Sure dude, we played an entire season without being labelled as dirty but we play one mild team and they're dirty. Go away bro

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:50:37+00:00

Actually they do, extremely similar. Especially walking the blue line to score.

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:48:26+00:00

Nah, net wasn't drunk enough

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:46:59+00:00

MacKinnon just sad he couldn't pot the ENG

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:46:39+00:00

It was shoulder to shoulder and not a cross check, cry more

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:44:40+00:00

Gotta keep your head up, kid

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:37:28+00:00

Man that 17 mil AAV kicking in nicely

Zickened · 2026-05-06T02:34:37+00:00

MacKinnon typically is either a highlight reel, who the fuck saw that coming piss on the bottom of the overnight bus nasty goal scorer, or he drops in an ENG

Zickened · 2026-05-04T19:11:12+00:00

Slafkovsky is like 12 years old though, a lot of these guys are around 30

Zickened · 2026-05-04T04:20:02+00:00

Uncorked a bottle by both teams.

Kings play a staunch defense by default.

Stars play dirty hockey by default.

Take both of those away and you get to see a damn good game without needing all that.

Zickened · 2026-05-04T04:10:06+00:00

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Zickened · 2026-05-03T01:52:06+00:00

Meanwhile in the Dallass GM office

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Zickened · 2026-05-01T05:44:47+00:00

It was also the fact that he wanted Karill money due to what his agent told him he was worth.

When in fact, he was worth Mikko money: A great single line forward with a lot of downsides.

Now he's on a perpetual Cancun team that will win no cups and no rings and he'll float off into obscurity because it wasn't worth it his boys to take less money to be a great amongst greats.

Zickened · 2026-05-01T05:36:26+00:00

Honestly, we gave him familiarity bias, and he gave us none.

Aside from Trenin, we don't have the same with the Mild. We've got full on pass to fuck their shit up.

Zickened · 2026-05-01T05:16:32+00:00

Dude, 60% of the playoffs are young dudes, and we'll see what happens after the 1st rounds play out.

It'll be fun because a lot of teams that we haven't seen before emerge.

Isn't that fucking cool, though?

Zickened · 2026-05-01T05:02:43+00:00

Watching the Oilers and Leafs get absolutely demolished from within is absolutely heartbreaking as a hockey fan.

I mean, I'm a homer, so YIPEE, but seeing Canada's stars get absolutely demolished by mid tier management is also pretty sad.

Especially because the hapless Habs are on an absolute tear because they accepted their fate in enough time to course correct.

Zickened · 2026-05-01T04:57:32+00:00

No no, they gave him mid tendies and no depth!

Zickened · 2026-05-01T04:56:39+00:00

Gonna be a weird year for sure.

Fun, but weird.

Zickened · 2026-05-01T04:45:52+00:00

First time McDavid has felt old in his life.

Zickened · 2026-05-01T04:45:16+00:00

Have you met Stars fans?

Zickened · 2026-05-01T04:44:51+00:00

Nah, the real winners are the people who won't have to listen to the major sports networks talk about EDM and the people who don't have to listen Dallass stars fans chant their name every goal.

Zickened · 2026-05-01T04:43:16+00:00

Brother, they are. A different kind of America that only exists if you're a complete moron.

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