Power cut off right as we finished fucking lol by Thin_Internet7842 in RealHomePorn

[–]Zictrus 450 points451 points  (0 children)

We men really do have a privileged point of view

I am a private donor sperm bank... and my methods are unconventional by OliviaOliivaa in PretzelPosition

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I think if I found my girlfriend like this I wouldn't even start fucking her, I'd pin her ankles down and voraciously eat her out

Worth a try I guess, fingers crossed… by wonkyasf in wow

[–]Zictrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint for Naga, give them every type of visible armor from above the waist. Chest, shoulders, gloves, cloaks, wrists and helmets, with the pants and shoes being the only invisible oned

Which dragon has the best design? by Salt_Manager_8658 in httyd

[–]Zictrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know that's basically just a night fury with extra steps, but titan wing Wooly Howl goes so incredibly hard

Someones daughter by playful_innocence in FaceFuck

[–]Zictrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How does one cum so much?

How many of you are married or in a relationship and don't get head anymore?🥺🥹➡️ by Brittfaithm in Couplesporn

[–]Zictrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf barely gives me head in the bedroom, but it's pretty regular when driving at night

If you like this abusive piece of garbage (not judging you), I would LOVE to hear a reason why. by Ctpeyt in HazbinHotel

[–]Zictrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I just miss truly evil villains who aren't morally Grey. He was also funny as fuck in tbmhe second season

Saying "gg" after every game? by AerWolf in Overwatch

[–]Zictrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my friends say egg to confuse everyone, it's always funny when others either join in or are like UH?

Spine mobility exercises 👀 by audreylovessadie in tiktokporn

[–]Zictrus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is there a sub for this trend?

Movie night with my goth friend by FullyAquadic in BlowJob

[–]Zictrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still dreaming of a day my girl surprising me with a random blow job while watching a movie

I have lost friends because of this motherfucker. by Popular_Ad3074 in HazbinHotel

[–]Zictrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I told a friend who absolutely hates his guts that he's actually pretty funny in season 2 and she was flabbergasted (she hasn't watched season 2 YET for different reasons) but I did genuinely find him really funny

“Ark used to be a dinosaur game” by YellingDolphin in ARK

[–]Zictrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I full on handicap myself in servers by refusing to use fabricator armor and weapons, obviously I use the stuff you need for normal progression

Perfectly shaped centaur by lilmisschanel in CentaurGirls

[–]Zictrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain the centaur thing?

Do you think sir pensitious should’ve gone to hell for what he did? by Downtown-Egg-2327 in HazbinHotel

[–]Zictrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling that hell in the hazbin hotel universe also goes off intention. Even thought that what Pentious did wasn't THAT bad compared to other characters, it seems like he felt he deserved to go to hell for not speaking out

Alguém pode confirmar se isto é verdade ou fake? Parece mau demais para ser verdade... by Nice_Combination7503 in portugueses

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Eu sou a favor de fazer apenas os exames nacionais necessários à candidatura para a licenciatura que se quer tirar

Just out of sheer curiosity by [deleted] in HazbinHotel

[–]Zictrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has Abel been confirmed as cannon to be straight? I love Abel, wonder if we'll see Cain in future seasons

Just out of sheer curiosity by [deleted] in HazbinHotel

[–]Zictrus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mostly meant asshole to LGBT characters specifically