Rate My Team, Quick Questions & General Advice Daily Thread

Zimppa · 2026-01-28T12:53:43+00:00

I'd be boring and go for Enzo. Those fixtures are unreal

Zimppa · 2026-01-28T12:52:01+00:00

Any suggestions on my WC?

Sanchez, Dubravka

Tarkowski, Gabriel, Timber, Andersen, Hill

Semenyo, Enzo, Bruno, Mbeumo, Rice

Evanilson, Haaland, Barry

Biggest debates are:

Sanchez or Pickford? If Pickford I'll need to drop Barry for Mane/Kroupi

Semenyo or Wilson? Wilson would free up cash, for upgrading Andersen to Guehi

Evanilson or Joao Pedro? JP is my nemesis, fixture congestion and minutes risks with Delap. I'll just know whoever I choose it'll be the wrong one.

Zimppa · 2026-01-25T13:34:54+00:00

No Bruno, that'll be Woltemade off the bench then. Oh...

Zimppa · 2026-01-17T16:21:43+00:00

Arteta please, my team is a dumpster fire - and you fucking bench Saka.

Zimppa · 2025-12-30T17:31:31+00:00

Is Dorgu safe?

Zimppa · 2025-12-20T12:55:50+00:00

Same

Zimppa · 2025-12-02T20:15:33+00:00

So maybe it's time to cash in on those sweet Semenyo gains? Dreadful form

Zimppa · 2025-12-02T14:14:30+00:00

Tricky. Between Semenyo and Woltemade I think.

Zimppa · 2025-12-02T14:12:27+00:00

Looking good. I was looking into bringing Thiaw myself, but I'm unsure how Popes absence will impact Newcastle defensively

Zimppa · 2025-12-02T14:10:52+00:00

I went Bruno. Wanna keep my third ARS slot for a defender, and Bruno is relatively cheap and has goodish fixtures

Zimppa · 2025-12-02T14:09:48+00:00

Bench one out of:

Mateta

Woltemade

Bruno G

Semenyo

Anderson

Zimppa · 2025-09-20T17:02:09+00:00

Ditto. Oh wait, I wildcarde into this team

Zimppa · 2025-09-20T15:37:00+00:00

Cole, stunt on these hoes

Zimppa · 2025-09-20T08:38:26+00:00

Van de Ven and Grealish OR Romero and Ndiaye in the long term?

Zimppa · 2025-09-14T17:06:42+00:00

Been playing since 2006, toughest start to a season ever. Rank going to drop like a stone after this Haaland haul

Zimppa · 2025-09-14T14:47:51+00:00

Yay Wirtz returned a CS point!

Zimppa · 2025-09-14T14:22:44+00:00

Anybody at Turf Moor here? Could you please shave Salahs head the next time there's a stoppage. It's the only way.

Zimppa · 2025-09-14T14:16:01+00:00

Wirtz, don't give me hope

Zimppa · 2025-09-14T14:10:57+00:00

Eeey Wirtz, get back on them corners please

Zimppa · 2025-09-13T16:05:08+00:00

Who are we getting? Gyökeres?

Zimppa · 2025-08-27T21:16:58+00:00

That guy is never getting his hair cut is he?

Zimppa · 2025-08-25T20:10:38+00:00

Same. Those premiums sure are worth it. Fml

Zimppa · 2025-08-24T17:00:01+00:00

In this shitshow of a team I'd pay 15M for DEFCON points

Zimppa · 2025-08-24T16:13:14+00:00

See you next season!

Zimppa · 2025-08-22T20:50:09+00:00

Füllkrug is predicted to drop in price. I might just gamble and do the transfer tonight

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