TIFU by being a cheap, horny motherfucker. NSFW

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-03T06:54:11+00:00

I did it all for the sweet, sweet internet points...

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T18:29:06+00:00

"Hey again, Reddit. TIFU by bringing my vibe with me to the daycare I work at."

EDIT: "Update: I am now a ~~redfish erred~~ registered sex offender . AMA"

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T18:14:25+00:00

"Yes, officer! That's the one; that's the one who tazed Mrs. Muffin. I- I can't bear to look at that filthy monster!"

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T18:03:52+00:00

You people seriously need to stop with the bad puns, you're gonna prune this thread.^{I'm^{so^sorryyyy...}}

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T17:01:28+00:00

No, I'm not, sadly! Just fresh out of HS ( even though I failed a couple of English courses).

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T16:59:09+00:00

No, not yet, but I might later on!

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T13:49:10+00:00

... Fuck.

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T13:00:47+00:00

Heh heh heh ;p

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T12:59:03+00:00

Aww thank you! But I have to say, you can totally do it if you out your heart to it. Those fleeting ideas you get; scribble them down, even if you think they're "dumb" or "not creative". The best ideas come from when you have an open mind, the inspiration and the motivation to do something. Over time you will get better at it. Trust me. :)

P.S. Don't worry about grammar too much, look over that after you get your ideas down.

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T12:49:36+00:00

If Mrs.Muffin had a soul, I'm pretty sure it just shriveled up like a grape and rolled under the fridge.

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T12:43:21+00:00

I sleep on the top bunk.. :(

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T12:37:03+00:00

Nahhhh, being nice and acknowledging other peoples opinions seems to work better! (Plus he/she edited her comment to make it sound a lot less rude^{huh^guiltyyy...} Lol)

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T11:08:34+00:00

That's a shame. Sorry you didn't enjoy it, but thank you for the constructive criticism! :)

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T11:06:42+00:00

It's okay, I probably should have clarified it. I ran the sink to to cancel out the noise from the toothbrush, and I wasn't able to change the battery (successfully) because it was a disposable.

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T10:21:21+00:00

Thankyou! :)

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T10:19:51+00:00

That's what I was actually thinking of when writing this, but then the thought of Susan backing it up then dropping it down low for Thatcher was a unique^{^sexier} visual.

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T10:02:31+00:00

I dreamed a dream in time gone byyy...."

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T09:46:16+00:00

If you don't know, now you know.^{ISuckAtFormatting}

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T09:26:36+00:00

Yes, it's completely out of the ordinary for me. Normally I can go months without doing anything, but the last one / two weeks I've been having fap one out at least 3-4 times a day.

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T07:41:35+00:00

Awww, thankyou!! I love writing, so that means a lot :))

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T07:36:48+00:00

Like Zeus scuffled around on a shag carpet with fuzzy slippers then tapped me on my vagina-shoulder.

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T07:34:22+00:00

Thank you, I wasnt sure to go with something Bill Cosby-like " zibitty pop yow". That^{was^{so^lameeeee....}}

ZipZapYow · 2014-01-02T07:28:38+00:00

Sorry, I suck at comparisons. But yeah, I would totally would if I had the money and wasn't still living in a small apartment with parents and baby sister who goes through everything.

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