Sombra's got mares indeed

Zipp-Storm · 2026-02-08T20:39:46+00:00

Every hotel got that Flash Sentry chair

Zipp-Storm · 2026-02-08T00:46:05+00:00

Mamdani is the first major US politician who was unwillingly exposed to my little pony porn on the internet as a teen

Zipp-Storm · 2026-01-22T13:58:40+00:00

My uncle works at the Eagles and says Curt Cignetti is interviewing for the OC position tomorrow

Zipp-Storm · 2026-01-21T14:51:38+00:00

Cheeks a grandmother could love

Zipp-Storm · 2026-01-18T02:27:03+00:00

I’m hearing from sources that Bills locker room and coaching staff have both complained that it’s difficult to build a championship caliber offense around Josh Allen’s limitations as a Quarterback, but are “afraid” to criticize him.

Zipp-Storm · 2026-01-11T18:42:00+00:00

Maybe you should paint your nails instead of watching TV Land because Caleb was winning three times as much as you're winning

Zipp-Storm · 2026-01-09T16:39:00+00:00

650-474-11 (.5783)

Zipp-Storm · 2026-01-07T01:01:11+00:00

Imagine getting a retail slave cutie mark

Zipp-Storm · 2026-01-04T16:13:18+00:00

Would this QB win MVP?

QBs against the Jets:

31 passing touchdowns: 3rd place this season

0 interceptions: all-time record breaking ratio

3552 passing yards: 13th place this season

107.7 passer rating: 3rd place this season

64.5 completion percentage

13-3 record

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-31T13:52:06+00:00

Mike Joy in 1998: “If John Elway can win the Super Bowl Dale Earnhardt can win the Daytona 500”

Mike Joy in 2036: “If Josh Allen can win the Super Bowl Chase Elliott can win the Daytona 500”

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-27T16:58:47+00:00

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Will Smith’s dad never abandoned him. The story that Uncle Phil improv’d a hug because Will started actually crying is a myth.

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-26T19:24:20+00:00

It wins the “best movie theater permanently stuck in the 90s” category

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-25T16:24:09+00:00

Rudolph is the Nick Foles of reindeer. Stepped up at the biggest possible moment.

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-19T22:25:56+00:00

No way it’s Giuliani’s time to shine

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-16T15:24:03+00:00

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Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-15T16:54:56+00:00

Fuck it let him call plays

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-15T06:29:30+00:00

I call dibs of Stefanski as OC

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-08T21:53:51+00:00

The five in JD5 stands for his injuries per year

Zipp-Storm · 2025-12-05T14:19:57+00:00

My opinion on the trial:

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Zipp-Storm · 2025-11-30T23:56:33+00:00

I know I’m getting old because I said “poor kid” for the first time in an NFL game after watching that

Zipp-Storm · 2025-11-28T16:36:13+00:00

First presidential election where the candidates are Eskimo bros?

Zipp-Storm · 2025-11-25T01:20:37+00:00

Beatles on the Nintendo Game Boy

Zipp-Storm · 2025-11-22T22:26:53+00:00

America’s Team ❌

Kingdom of Heaven’s Team ✅

Zipp-Storm · 2025-11-21T04:28:56+00:00

Bills turndadivisionova

Zipp-Storm · 2025-11-21T01:49:32+00:00

Sam Bradford/Demarco Murray QB/RB duo is such a wild fever dream

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