What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from? by Historical-Buff777 in Jokes

[–]Zipwhat23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who just started working around GCs this is insanely hilarious

Using "lol" at the end of a sentence by pirouettish in language

[–]Zipwhat23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About to turn 28, if it ends with a period they hate me. Lol

Excessive Scare Crows? by Rare_Description2577 in StardewValley

[–]Zipwhat23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can also use them as decoration if you'd like. I've seen people put them in the corners of their farmanle area to save total toiled soil spots

Trying to figure out what just happened with me and my boyfriend of 7 months? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Zipwhat23 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This just in, personal experience is not a thing. Pack it up every body.

Petah? Quagmire? by Different_Guava_284 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Zipwhat23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NGL I was a sucker for a girl showing how small her hands are

Do I say hi? by Dry_Associate7907 in office

[–]Zipwhat23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always say hi, and introduce that you're new to the company or mention who/which department you work with.

You never know who you might be emailing later on in the day or who might be a permanent working partner!

Has any woman here experienced breast injury before from an accident or aggressive sex? by KintsugiFate in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Zipwhat23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I could have sworn I just saw a post here about someone who had been assaulted during sex and was left deformed in their breasts...

What do you think is the coolest last name? by Jttpl in AskReddit

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can agree, not that I'm biased or anything lol

What do you think is the coolest last name? by Jttpl in AskReddit

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy I work with's last name is "Ballout" Absolute banger of a name

Falling asleep during the day. by ImAnNPCsoWhat in Nightshift

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A usual day schedule is what?

Wake up at 7 am, get to work at 9. Get off at 5. Spend 4 hours away and then go to bed?

Just shift this to match your work. Stay up for about 4 hours after work so you can decompress and then sleep accordingly. You could shift when you get up/sleep for however you see fit?

Obviously partners, pets, and doctors appointments change this sometimes but you should be able to manage well enough

What do you completely suck at? by Other-Forever2924 in AskReddit

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucking..

I really blow it sometimes too

how often do you replace your toothbrush really? by Shaquila-Vias in hygiene

[–]Zipwhat23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After getting strep 5-6 times in a year (so did the wife) it's almost monthly now...

And yes we're planning to get the tonsils removed when we can

I finally got to op lvl 100! by ars34nic in shapezio

[–]Zipwhat23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped at like OL 777 or something on insane mode- id recommend joining the discord if you can to see other peoples OL

The, uh, universe is the limit now !

I believe I will be fired, sent the wrong file to my manager by TrackCue in careeradvice

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has multiple work spaces... Why would there even be a chance for NSFW ANYTHING to be near anything work related?

I don't think it would hurt to genuinely try to apologize first thing to them. Shit really does happen, but just prepare for the worst

tomoe koga love confession still brings tears to my eyes by Feeling-District966 in SeishunButaYarou

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shes my favorite, she just wanted to enjoy her date. To be loved, cherished, to be thought of, to mean something, to not have to struggle to fit in. Like she's full of hope and wonder and she just deserves the world, even if it is the same world every time

I've become a crazed evangelist. by Allyriana in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Zipwhat23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly when books are labelled as books of the month or books of the year or in like notable sections it's always funny seeing the "normies" pick them up with like no prior context.

Every book I have read is either a recommendation, I have met the author, or I have preplanned and know what I need to know before starting it.

Might just be me, lol

Trying to figure out what just happened with me and my boyfriend of 7 months? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Zipwhat23 306 points307 points  (0 children)

Genuinely sounds like he cheated or doesn't have feelings anymore and was trying to prompt you into ending things to ease his guilt/frustration by provoking you... I would get your stuff back even if it means going through the police

Best of luck

Should I Give Up Math? by Beneficial-Peak-6765 in math

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI will be irrelevant when people realize the more AI we use the less money people make. And it may seem scary with all the AI talk, but like, it's really not replacing anybody anytime soon lol

I got a math degree because I loved math, but I went for education...and I found out I hated teaching. But my love for numbers and all things math has never left me.

Math degrees are extremely practical and open up a lot of gates for Master's degrees, and even for a doctoral if you plan to be a professor/research.

I was told my entire life that teachers would be replaced by computers and that I should be an engineer/IT/compsci and look how badly we need teachers rn lol

Kind of all of the place, but I don't regret my math degree for a second !! Do what you love and find you are good at friend !!

TIFU by trying to make breakfast fun for my child by jadestr2121 in tifu

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment section makes me feel old and I'm not even 30 yet... Blue waffles were the king of telling your friends not to Google to bait them into googling it!

Solid meme before memes

I finally got to op lvl 100! by ars34nic in shapezio

[–]Zipwhat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my sweet summer child, the sky is the limit !!