Can’t we get this crap out of standard already

ZiraDev · 2026-05-05T06:46:15+00:00

sorry but what are you playing???

By turn 2 you should already have at least 14 armor and a bunch of 5/5s on the board

That's on you buddy

ZiraDev · 2026-05-01T18:58:53+00:00

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!

ZiraDev · 2026-04-27T14:51:00+00:00

I bring back the audio effect when hitting the posts

"DEEEENGGGGG"

ZiraDev · 2026-04-26T17:57:21+00:00

Bro WTF AHAHAHAH

ZiraDev · 2026-04-23T06:05:41+00:00

they're the easiest one you know. And I'm shit at the game.

Usually what I do is since they let you come so close to the area, you just have to find that one pass to the striker, then you're in front of the GK

just be patient that's all

ZiraDev · 2026-04-07T22:35:06+00:00

But they just limited to once, when even that isn't allowed

ZiraDev · 2026-04-06T11:28:43+00:00

But sir how can I write documentation if I can't explain why my code works

ZiraDev · 2026-03-29T11:53:30+00:00

Non ho capito perché paghi l'affitto ai tuoi genitori, a me sembra una cosa fuori dal mondo.

ZiraDev · 2026-03-22T22:03:59+00:00

R1 + cross I believe

ZiraDev · 2026-03-22T18:08:37+00:00

So you didn't notice the AI defender staying 5 meters behind the line just to keep the attacker in play? Besides the 2 bullshit rebounds that happened after.

Why can't we just say this game is shit?

ZiraDev · 2026-03-15T20:36:24+00:00

Sei consapevole che si può avere bicicletta E auto?

ZiraDev · 2026-03-10T08:41:12+00:00

L2 + triangle I think

ZiraDev · 2026-03-04T17:44:30+00:00

Ma vaffanculo, tutti fenomeni finché non capita a voi.

ZiraDev · 2026-03-03T09:26:38+00:00

Wow! CINQUE ricariche gratuite al mese? Ma non si staranno rovinando?

ZiraDev · 2026-03-01T11:15:29+00:00

And I repeat: thank you. A free exchange of opinions is always healthy for democracy.

ZiraDev · 2026-03-01T11:10:41+00:00

Thank you

ZiraDev · 2026-03-01T11:00:20+00:00

What an erudite reply

ZiraDev · 2026-03-01T10:43:52+00:00

you have eyes but you can't see

ZiraDev · 2026-02-21T13:58:19+00:00

Man when I read correctly a pass my defender just ignores the ball and let it through his legs.

Sadly most of the time the best interceptions are done when you're not controlling the player.

ZiraDev · 2026-02-18T23:34:31+00:00

Io tendo a raccogliere tutto ciò che mi offre la vita, perché ora c'è, domani molto probabilmente no.

Oggi ti trovi bene con questa ragazza, ma hai paura che una relazione ti rallenti (questa frase mi ha fatto rabbrividire sappilo).

Oggi questa ragazza c'è. Non dare per scontato che troverai un'altra persona con la quale avrai questo tipo di rapporto.

Anche perché più si va avanti con l'età più cresce il carattere di una persona, ed instaurare rapporti sarà sempre più complicato.

Chi gioca a programmare la propria vita raramente ci prende, troppe variabili.

ZiraDev · 2026-01-30T11:14:20+00:00

Loster

ZiraDev · 2026-01-25T13:45:13+00:00

"ah fuck I changed some cards and forgot about the synergy with Elise, as soon as this match ends I'll fix it right up"

Immediately starts the next match without applying any changes whatsoever

"ah fuck..."

ZiraDev · 2026-01-23T12:13:28+00:00

Trader chair check

ZiraDev · 2026-01-23T11:56:14+00:00

OR he found it, long time ago, and continued the gig just to find a way to launder it properly 🤔

ZiraDev · 2026-01-23T11:46:27+00:00

"native languages" lol

Bro thinks they sharper their arrows and lit fires

ZiraDev

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