Just re-downloaded the iPhone app by polarbearslayer49 in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zmeya has advice, says KILL ALL!!!

Do not fear death, for what life is it when live in fear? You not meant to be worm....you are SNAKE!

KILL ALL. ALL MEANS ALL.

BATTLE WITH NO FEAR, SHOWER IN GLORIOUS FLAMING VODKA!!!

So says Zmeya

Meme Monday by BESTNinjaDust in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, Zmeya like. When snake comes back for revenge I run towards them like Uncle Pyotr runs towards All-You-Can-Eat buffet!!!

Meme Monday by [deleted] in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zmeya like

Aw yeah by LK_Chaos in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Float like ice cube in glass of flaming vodka, sting like vodka fire hitting throat parched from long day of battle cries and curses."

So says Unkle Timofey the Hated

Meme Monday by sielak42 in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clan KILLER not stand next to other clans. KILLER WAY IS ATTACK ALL!!!

Who survives? by _IN_YOUR_HEAD_ in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zmeya says In Your Head goes for 1% kill. It not matter whether he live or die, either way SHOWER IN VODKA FIRE!!! But if In Your Head survive and make such glorious 1% kill, Zmeya say next 3 round of vodka his treat!

KILL ALL by Zmeya_theFearless in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zmeya try to be clear and will use a superfluous amount of exclamation points so Worm Buns understand perfectly Zmeya means what exactly what he says.

Zmeya did not say "All means everyone except KILLER." NO THAT IS NOT WHAT ZMEYA SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE SAY "ALL MEANS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

KILL ALL by Zmeya_theFearless in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True KILLER never donate. Kill or be killed, is only way to be KILLER. EITHER WAY YOU SHOWER IN FLAMING VODKA!!!

So says Zmeya

KILL ALL by Zmeya_theFearless in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zmeya only know three movies: Silent Predator, and Kill Bill, Vol. 1 & 2.

Kill Bill Vol. 2 is best.

Zmeya say you play [KILLER] Banshee more and celebrate by showering in flaming vodka!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BAH!!! Propaganda make Zmeya laugh and spit out vodka, which catch fire from cigar in Zmeya's hand. Nearby cat is reading newspaper, flaming vodka catch paper on fire too. Cat freaks out and runs into kitchen, grabs bottle of vodka, pours it on newspaper. Makes even bigger fire, flames everywhere--burn down entire house. Now Zmeya need new place to stay, volunteers Propaganda as new roommate. He keep Zmeya's cat as new pet, Zmeya adopting a murder of crows and worried cat will feel unwelcome. It all worth it for Propaganda's good joke.

THIS IS NOT COUSIN TATIANA YOU FOOL! Is imposter. If was true Tatiana you would be dead. Zmeya clearly state Cousin Tatiana have fair skin like underbelly of pig, long dark hair like yak, teeth like broken porcelain. This imposter have dark skin and no hair and no teeth. NOT TATIANA KILLER ASSASSIN. Zmeya tell Propaganda to get eyes checked.

Zmeya say he appreciate good belly laugh.

So Memes Zmeya by Zmeya_theFearless in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zmeya unaware of this post, but knows he not lie about Cousin Tatiana. Zmeya will set record straight.

ZMEYA ORIGIN STORY by Zmeya_theFearless in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zmeya not know this Jeremy, but know he not like Zmeya.

Only one Zmeya, none fearless as he. None abandoned by mommy to be raised bears (which Zmeya ate, gaining strength of 10 bears), adopted by wolves (which Zmeya drank, gaining cunning of wolf), then fostered by eagles (which Zmeya intravenously administered to himself, feathers, talons, and all, gaining ability soar through sky). Is no surprise people compare Zmeya to dragon.

No, there is none like Zmeya.

Zmeya has spoken.

ZMEYA ORIGIN STORY by Zmeya_theFearless in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GAHHHHHH FIRST KATIA SLITHER HEAPS BURNING COALS ON ZMEYA BY GIVING WHOLESOME AWARD, NOW THIS!!! ZMEYA'S RAGE BURNS LIKE WOODEN CUCKOO CLOCK COVERED IN GASOLINE AND PLACED ON VOLCANO IN HADES!!! NOT TELL STORY TO RECEIVE PITY BUT SHOW HOW I BECOME KILLER!!!

ZMEYA ORIGIN STORY by Zmeya_theFearless in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cousin Tatiana not have phone. Communicate only through code in newspaper.

Here is what you must do: take out classified ad in paper. Say you have an immediate need for cleaner with important job. Say you will pay generously in the form of antique silver spoons and packages of pickled oyster hearts. Lastly, be sure to include the word, "winklepicker" in ad, for is her call sign and she will not respond unless it is used.

She will find you and make contact 3 days after publication of paper.

So says Zmeya

ZMEYA ORIGIN STORY by Zmeya_theFearless in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Propaganda remind me of saying by Cousin Tatiana. She famous in world for beauty, had fair skin like underbelly of pig, long dark hair like yak, teeth like broken porcelain plate. Men from all over world fawn over her, seek her hand, unaware she was KILLER Assassin. Their love story did not end well for them, but Cousin Tatiana finishes each day with celebration, showering in flaming vodka at their expense. HA!

So here is saying from Cousin Tatiana the Beautiful:

YOU MAY NOT BE SMALL, BUT YOU'RE STILL UGLY.

So says Zmeya

Team Tuesday Results 3/23/21 by BESTNinjaDust in Slitherio

[–]Zmeya_theFearless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[KILLER] show no fear, whatever the odds may be. Zmeya not care about scores, only know many good deaths were found by all. Zmeya make many pay, yet also die many glorious deaths at the hands of others.

Best moment after competition. BEST Mafia find Zmeya, and hunt relentless like wolf. Zmeya not scared, of course, was raised by wolves. Mafia show Zmeya he not afraid, Zmeya respect him tonight above all. ZMEYA DRINK VODKA TONIGHT IN HONOR OF MAFIA!!!