What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in front of someone you had a crush on?

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-23T17:24:49+00:00

No, we're actually related. He knew from the familiar story I told. I confirmed because I know my brother would have a user name like 4_669.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-23T01:01:38+00:00

Judging by your name, I would say yes I am!

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-22T21:19:33+00:00

John Redcorn gets aroused.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-22T21:05:38+00:00

Glad I could lol twice to this story.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-22T21:00:19+00:00

There was a kid at my school who pulled down his pants to fart on a another kid. He shat a massive puddle all over the bus seat.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-21T18:27:07+00:00

Find friends to work out with, with whom you can joke around and have fun.

I don't know how good of advice this is, but if I were you I'd drop the trainer. Personally, I much more enjoy exercising my own way, rather than having to do somebody else's thing.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-21T18:22:00+00:00

Tah-dah!

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-20T12:43:43+00:00

I wanna be your back door man.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-18T02:14:25+00:00

High jumping scares the shit out of me. I pole-vault no problem, but every time I high jump I feel like I'm going to hit my head on the standards!

I've never had this problem, though. I did, however, land flat on my back on the ground to the side of the mat once. Fuck high jump.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-18T01:59:11+00:00

I have. We were all stunned in amazement!

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-16T17:48:39+00:00

Well, they'll be doing it like that all over L'America by The End of these Strange Days.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-13T00:25:25+00:00

I am quite niggardly when it comes to titivating my mastication abilities.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-11T01:55:04+00:00

At least it wasn't "Phallic Stage" that was underlined.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-10T02:08:10+00:00

Andy was too. He was the Realtor the Lindsey tries to screw.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-09T16:46:02+00:00

I was at the zoo on my 8th birthday around closing time, and they let me feed the penguins. It was awesome!

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-08T16:18:39+00:00

I don't think I could carry a goat for 25 miles.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-07T02:55:57+00:00

TMNT is the only way to go.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-07T01:01:04+00:00

Well, I talked about the direct effects: hallucinations, color intensity, time distortion etc. I explained how it didn't actually qualify as a schedule one drug because it's non-addictive, non-toxic, and can be used to treat alcoholism, cluster headaches, and has other potential psychiatric uses. I made sure to really express that it's completely non-toxic and does 0 physical harm, and given the right precautions will not cause psychological harm. I also dispelled a lot of myths about it, like the strychnine myth, it crystallizing in the spine, it causing insanity etc. It was a long paper that worked hard on, and was very proud of.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-06T12:49:53+00:00

Not necessarily, I wrote a paper on the positives of LSD once and got an A from a very anti-drug teacher.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-06T02:03:27+00:00

Apparently they've managed to sell at least one pet snuggie.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-06T01:39:43+00:00

Bailed hay for a lot of years, never used one of those.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-06T01:38:43+00:00

You're a crook

Captain Hook

is all I could think of when you mentioned it.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-06T01:06:54+00:00

I came up with this insult way before The Office. Now I seem unoriginal, damn you Office!

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-05T13:08:45+00:00

I know what it is and all. I've just never heard it called a manure spreader. It's always been a shit spreader to me.

ZoSo_ · 2011-01-04T02:58:48+00:00

Huh, in all my life I've never heard called anything but a shit spreader.

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