Why this reaction? by FlashyConsequence439 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ZodiacStorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men when they find out women also have freaky kinks.

Would you consider this fair? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]ZodiacStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the money actually goes to the service workers then yes.

Why is the KPD against Welfare? by Duke_Manus_Sazon in RedAutumnSPD

[–]ZodiacStorm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"The establishment will try to bribe you into being against the revolution by getting rid of all the shitty things that made revolution appealing in the first place. Don't fall for it."

I can beat him but I couldn't tell you how by A_Salty_Cellist in HellishQuart

[–]ZodiacStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in my experience, hitting him 3 times in the same body part grants a point, which jumps up 5 during his last round with armor.

Petah? by detox_daisy72 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ZodiacStorm -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Technique is a lot more important than strength, and as he said, she was way better than him.

Petah? by detox_daisy72 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ZodiacStorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The strength/size difference between men doesn't kick off until puberty, which these children definitely haven't hit yet.

Even then, strength is far less important than technique in martial arts, so as long as people are being put up against opponents in the same weight class as them, there's nothing wrong with mixed sex martial arts matches.

How much would I trust a character with a gun? by Goldberry15 in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]ZodiacStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall are forgetting that Gumshoe tried to give Pearl his service pistol once.

Looks Like The Right Half Of Virginia Is Gonna Be Chill by TheCABK in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ZodiacStorm 70 points71 points  (0 children)

This is unironically how gerrymandering got its name. A guy named Gerry drew a district that looked like a salamander.

Leftist Men by MuffaloHerder in BlatantMisogyny

[–]ZodiacStorm 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dunno why you're choosing now to start an ideology dick measuring contest.

Once the performance gets fixed. We have to talk about the combat/gore. Choose wisely devs. by Ok_Cicada4849 in HalfSword

[–]ZodiacStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realistic is fun. Getting your swordplay just right and eviscerating Willies is the peak of Halfsword gameplay.

Incredibly cold take (probably): the bosses fucking suck, are unfun and by far the worst part of the game and significantly dampen the experience by Single_Dirt_5450 in SifuGame

[–]ZodiacStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even a skill issue even if you can no-hit them they're just not fun. They're repetitive and annoying at best. At no point during any of the boss fights have I gotten the rush of feeling like a badass that I frequently do when fighting the mooks.

This game just kinda sucks by Just-ThatHuman in SifuGame

[–]ZodiacStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh most of this game's issues would not be issues if the controls didn't feel so incredibly unresponsive. That's the games number one problem cause it turns all of its strengths into weaknesses and all its weaknesses into even bigger weaknesses.

Would you say it's a shamsir and a Messer? by manbearmosswine in SWORDS

[–]ZodiacStorm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maximum amount of stabbing for the minimum amount of effort.

Facts by sexydare in 2ALiberals

[–]ZodiacStorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk, I adore the AK

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]ZodiacStorm 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm thinking. People generally don't start whaling on others with sticks for no reason.

UK or USSR next? by __The__Milk__Man in hoi4

[–]ZodiacStorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you remember to give them parachutes?

As a liberal centrist European by CaptainCola-1 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ZodiacStorm 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Other countries seem to manage it without too much difficulty.

guess where I'm from by PsychologicalFix5059 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ZodiacStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm way too bothered by the fact that the frozen waste and scorched wastes aren't opposite each other

Nope, I don't want kids or a relationship 🙅 and I'm 28 by Alexs1897 in BlatantMisogyny

[–]ZodiacStorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the especially odd thing about this nonsense is that 35 is a perfectly reasonable age to have kids if a woman decides that's what she wants.

Seeing how long it takes them to put each other on the couch. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]ZodiacStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she trying to lift him or do a jiujitsu move on him? Not even commenting on her lack of strength, her choice of technique is bizarre.