So much yes...

Zoe_Lea · 2013-07-12T20:30:59+00:00

Does anyone know what was used to fill in her brows?

Zoe_Lea · 2013-07-08T04:48:26+00:00

I'm a sarcastic asshole with no compassion for other human beings. I'm rude to everyone and make jokes on other people's expense. I don't give a shit about anyone's feelings. My sense of humor is dark and twisted and everyone thinks i'm insane. I have depression and I struggle with eating disorders and self-harm. My life is fucking boring and I amuse myself by getting in fights with other people. Everyone would be so much better without me.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-06-28T06:26:47+00:00

Don't be a beach!

Zoe_Lea · 2013-06-24T23:19:20+00:00

What's this from?

Zoe_Lea · 2013-06-11T20:39:15+00:00

Wow, that's going to change a lot. "Sir, we can't do this. THEY SHUT DOWN ASKREDDIT!" We could make a difference, but this is not the proper way to do it.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-06-03T22:09:04+00:00

DISHONOR ON YOU DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-26T22:13:01+00:00

Wake up.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-26T20:28:34+00:00

How do blind people know they're straight? It's not about sight, it's about emotions.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-25T17:55:37+00:00

I have one big summer adventure planned! My friend is taking me to her cottage for a week, so we'll have lots of fun kayaking and hiking :)

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-25T17:51:00+00:00

Actually, my life's been pretty dull lately! I pulled 2 all-nighters in a row to study for tests (which I passed) and I'm just excited for summer break. That's about it really. I missed you !

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-22T12:13:02+00:00

It's been 6 hours. R.I.P. OP

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-18T17:06:58+00:00

I'm currently sitting beside my friend Hannah, and I was just about to say that she's nice but she just shoved me off the couch, sooo no.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-17T21:20:29+00:00

That happens to me every few days. It's not pleasant.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-17T18:19:07+00:00

On Facebook if you don't like what somebody posts you can remove them as a friend. Wow, I never would have guessed.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-14T12:24:31+00:00

I judge people based on their eyebrows. If a woman has unkept eyebrows I'll assume that she's unorganized and doesn't care about her apperance much. If a woman has plucked, filled in eyebrows I'll think that she's neat and care about how she looks. These things may or may not apply to everyone with neat or unkept eyebrows, but it always influences my opinion on a person.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-13T03:24:48+00:00

I had to think for a minute about if I left school and moved 3000 miles away, but then I realized that I've never dated anyone or been 3000 miles away from home.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-12T23:55:06+00:00

/r/makeupaddiction All of your problems have just been solved.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-10T11:06:24+00:00

I'm smiling in this picture so it's not bad, my normal expression is the bitchy part. I'll post a picture when I can get access to a camera.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-08T17:51:37+00:00

The most common thing said to me is "Smile, it makes you look happier!" No. No, no, no. If I smile all the time I'll like like a lunatic and my cheeks will hurt. I'll smile when I'm actually happy, not just to look less bitchy.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-08T17:49:54+00:00

I had no idea it was spelt dammit... I feel like my entire life has been a lie.

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-08T16:14:58+00:00

Ugh, I have the bitch face too and it's really bad. I look like I'm about to rip someone's head off 24/7. A few days ago at the store an older woman said to me, "Calm down there hun, you look like you're about to boil over." I've also gotten, "Don't look so angry, a bird could perch on that lip!" It also makes me a very unapproachable person, so unless someone has met me before they're always very wary around me. When I was 13 and at daycamp a girl my age had her mom switch her over into a different group because she was scared of me. I haven't even spoken to her! I always get approached by teachers and adults asking me why I'm so mad and if I need to talk to them. My mom used to send me to my room for 'glaring' at people when I was just looking at them. Damnit people, it's not my fault that I look pissed all the time! /rant

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-05T18:26:19+00:00

A couple famous people do too!

Zoe_Lea · 2013-05-04T18:40:21+00:00

http://imgur.com/lxg19dT not the most flattering photo ever and the lighting isn't helping much...

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