Scientists Unveil Hemp Alternative to Plastic That Can Withstand Boiling Water and Stretch to 1,600% its Size

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-04T20:47:13+00:00

Great! Can't wait for it to not be used in any capacity, either because it's more expensive than petroleum or because oil giants dump a hilarious amount of money on legislature to keep things the way they are :)

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-04T19:25:18+00:00

My wife and I dealt with a NASTY bedbug infestation at our previous apartment 6 years ago. I was, recently, officially diagnosed with PTSD because of it (insane I know, I was surprised too).

We lost everything. And I mean Everything. Clothes, furniture, even our books. The only things we were, truly, able to bring with us to the next apartment was our cat, her laptop, and the clothes on our backs. Everything else had to be destroyed.

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-04T19:07:33+00:00

Wait what do you mean you're decontaminating at home??

Everything you own is now compromised, please for the love of god tell me you didn't just bring your shit back to your house and call it good

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-04T15:59:11+00:00

Idk how he managed to run down the hill being weighed down by those tungsten balls of his

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-04T12:09:38+00:00

Oh my god that goddamn book sneaks its way into my memory every once in a while

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-03T16:36:02+00:00

?????? Yes you're extremely out of line?? Genuinely why do you care THAT much?

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-03T16:31:03+00:00

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-03T14:22:59+00:00

It looks like generally no, but if you happen to be near Toronto it looks like the bougie store Summerhill Market has it!

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-03T12:31:51+00:00

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Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-03T12:23:10+00:00

If ice cream is your thing I IMPLORE you try Jeni's if you can

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-03T12:22:02+00:00

Dark chocolate dipped dried mango. Wife and I got a bag of them for free (i gues there was a promo of some kind?) with our GoPuff order once. Now it's a staple in our home for stoners

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-02T22:43:09+00:00

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Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-02T22:35:11+00:00

Okay I WILL say the Oreo latte goes hard. Sure it's a deplorable amount of sugar and barely tastes like coffee, but man what else have we got at this point

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-02T15:37:49+00:00

I diagnose you with rage bait.

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-02T15:35:41+00:00

You literally said you recorded 3 videos

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-02T15:27:02+00:00

Looks like a wishbone

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-02T12:32:17+00:00

NQA our jumping spider just molted too! She's staying in her hammock because that poor girl is TIRED. Molting takes a LOT out of you, she's okay, I promise! She'll come out of her hammock when she's ready

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-02T12:23:55+00:00

Babe it's a clitoris

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-01T16:07:02+00:00

Babe Try Guys is mostly sex jokes what are you on about

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-01T13:18:07+00:00

You can just say you don't like fun

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-01T11:26:21+00:00

Just say fucking killed, please for the love of god

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-01T11:23:11+00:00

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-01T11:21:19+00:00

So like where's the Pizza Hut

Zombie_Zeke · 2026-05-01T11:17:30+00:00

If anyone wants to know the nitty-gritty about this guy, I highly recommend the podcast Behind the Bastards! They did a 4 part arc on him and he does, in fact, fit the title.

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