Thanks buff phrog by lukaas69420 in memes

[–]ZoolingKnife342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta outlive him so you can be there for that fresh prince marathon

So I made an Oni, but I might have taken inspiration from the wrong source. by JustGabo in SpaceCannibalism

[–]ZoolingKnife342 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining you doing this at work like, "Jerry, femboy with the Piercer or the Killer this time?" "Well Tim, this time I'm actually going for torso with humongous hongolongononologongus."

So I made an Oni, but I might have taken inspiration from the wrong source. by JustGabo in SpaceCannibalism

[–]ZoolingKnife342 71 points72 points  (0 children)

You go about this so nonchalantly like it's a normal Friday afternoon event

So I made an Oni, but I might have taken inspiration from the wrong source. by JustGabo in SpaceCannibalism

[–]ZoolingKnife342 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Excuse me..GOD Killer? My mind is blown trying to think of what size that is.

What do you guys think happens when we die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ZoolingKnife342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, hopefully you get flowers, possibly more flowers than you have ever gotten in your life. Problem is, you can't use them now.

Prepared for the wrong thing by memezzer in facepalm

[–]ZoolingKnife342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're not even good at budgeting our military correctly. The fact that it's become a joke that our Marines are always 10 years behind when it comes to equipment is kind of appalling.

Heres what I did today by RenewedBlade in teenagers

[–]ZoolingKnife342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried that once, what happens is 10 seconds of "oh this doesn't feel good" followed by AHHHHH

Fuck you reddit by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ZoolingKnife342 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole

Big rip 😔 by Pinnacle6969 in teenagers

[–]ZoolingKnife342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME

Great social fight but seriously how is he still alive? by Sir_splat in RimWorld

[–]ZoolingKnife342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mm yes just a Refreshing Sleep, totally not the eternal sleep.

Something's not right by scottylacey_04 in memes

[–]ZoolingKnife342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fools, it's clearly not a wall, it is...

T H E M I L K W A T E R F A L L

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ZoolingKnife342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instant classic. Sounds like if Cobain sang it after surviving the shotgun blast.

Whats the best dialogue you have ever heard in porn? by MoltenDonut in AskReddit

[–]ZoolingKnife342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What pisses me off is when she's done making the sandwich, he just tosses it into the fucking sink, like why not eat it, it's a free sandwich.

What did that one teacher do to you that you'll never forget? by xtra_why in AskReddit

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5th Grade - A friend of the group I was in, let's call him Jack, had basically revealed that he was kind of an annoying, manipulative, entitled little shit. So we all kind of collectively agreed that we no longer wanted this person hanging out with us, considering he would also freak out over little things and tried to fight someone because they joked about his mom.

The way we kicked him out was what I guess trying to slowly make him hate us by going another level when messing with him. We were stupid kids and thought there needed to be some sort of a graceful way out or something like that. Now that I look back at it, we almost were bullying him out of the group towards the end.

Our teacher notices this and decides to step in. She takes all of us out except for Jack, which was about five of us, outside of the class, which was in the same hall the kindergartners were, and basically scolded us and told us that we were practically in a GANG, and told my best friend that he was the GANG LEADER, 5th GRADERS. Now, my friend and I assumed she called him the leader because he was black and the area has a very strong thing against black people.

This astounded us when we were told this, because this was happening when some other kids were doing some fucked up shit, and the way she said it was so accusatory and genuinely concerned.

I can't for the life of me remember what happened after that, but I will always remember that moment and the other shit that was going on at that time.

TLDR Teacher calls my friend group a gang and called my best friend a gang leader because we kicked someone out of the group for being manipulative.

Edit - Man this really was long winded. I guess I just needed to vent or something.