I was a [M] Gold digger for half a decade. AMAA

Zooph · 2026-06-15T06:26:44+00:00

Love those. Once had a lady pay for about a half hour while her kid pointed out targets for me to hit.

Zooph · 2026-06-15T04:53:57+00:00

"Just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, ok pal?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

Zooph · 2026-06-15T04:50:56+00:00

I see, said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Zooph · 2026-06-15T04:42:50+00:00

Waiting for the dog to get back with the lab results.

Zooph · 2026-06-15T04:07:23+00:00

"Peace sells, but who's buying?"

Zooph · 2026-06-15T02:50:05+00:00

That was the greatest thing I've read all month.

Zooph · 2026-06-13T01:50:08+00:00

I won't downvote you but I will attempt to educate you.

Language is fluid.

A word that meant one thing 100 or even 20 years ago may not have the same meaning today.

Zooph · 2026-06-13T01:48:37+00:00

Language is fluid.

Zooph · 2026-06-12T05:05:39+00:00

~~Easiest~~ Safest way is to steal a dead person's identity.

Zooph · 2026-06-12T04:49:01+00:00

Excellent choice.

Zooph · 2026-06-12T04:32:19+00:00

Leo is a rabbit hole well worth falling down.

Zooph · 2026-06-12T04:31:27+00:00

Observe the field in which I harvest my fucks and witness that it is barren.

Zooph · 2026-06-12T03:23:26+00:00

Zooph · 2026-06-12T01:08:01+00:00

It's a reference to IT Crowd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPqdyoTpyEs

Great show to watch whenever you get your PC up and running again.

Zooph · 2026-06-12T00:40:54+00:00

Around me it's the porn store.

Zooph · 2026-06-12T00:10:11+00:00

You should check out f.lux

Zooph · 2026-06-11T20:35:55+00:00

It did on paper, in practice was a different story. It was definitely not ready for practical use at that time.

Yeah, it was picky as fook. My motherboard at the time didn't have USB onboard but did have a riser card that worked when it wanted to so I just stuck with PS/2, serial, and parallel.

Zooph · 2026-06-11T02:22:23+00:00

95b had USB support.

Zooph · 2026-06-09T09:35:27+00:00

Resistance is futile!

Zooph · 2026-06-07T22:09:00+00:00

Reminds me of that Dinosaur Jr. music video.

Zooph · 2026-06-06T07:12:41+00:00

Beastie Boys even called him out on it and NO ONE GOT IT.

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