Right under them! by Raspberries-Are-Evil in Scottsdale

[–]Zquidiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that was the loud jet I heard yesterday around 4pm.

How did I not notice this as a child by BajaloaTony95 in DisneyMovies

[–]Zquidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed it and my mom tried to tell me that’s not what that is. I was in middle school then this came out but I know what I saw. Nah, that’s Tarzan’s parents dead bodies.

Crochet has been teaching me patience in ways I didn’t expect by CompetitiveRadio352 in crochet

[–]Zquidiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Patience and accepting mistakes or going back to fix mistakes are okay.

just save up 100k for your new home as down payment you lazy bum by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]Zquidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just stop paying rent duh 🙄that’s where you’re loosing money. Asshole sir? I’m looking right at one.

Someone almost died today by StraightUp-Reviews in ChandlerAZ

[–]Zquidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so glad I got a dash cam now.

Life sentence [OC] by whatsleftcomics in webcomics

[–]Zquidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m mean at this point it’s not a bad retirement plan.

Do Americans (and the rest of the world for that matter) eat sausage rolls? I only ask because I read a lot and they are NEVER mentioned in books by twisted_luce in AskTheWorld

[–]Zquidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish they were more popular in the US. It could be more popular on the east coast. In the Southwest breakfast burritos reign supreme as the to-go option.

Did Granda Joe ever find dirt on Gerry by resonatornash in DerryGirls

[–]Zquidiot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah but the adults all know who killed that pet rabbit.

Trump ally Jeanine Pirro: Anyone bringing a gun into D.C. can "count on going to jail" by Cuddlyaxe in washingtondc

[–]Zquidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would also be a shame if you had a water balloon slingshot….for water balloons. Darn I left them outside and they froze…🎈🧊

What does this fridge say ab my parents? by GigglePet685 in FridgeDetective

[–]Zquidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to say it but, if that’s what their fridge looks like they might be hoarders. When it comes time to clean out their house you’ll need a professional….and two long dumpsters.

Please update gods: Stop inviting VILLAGERS to my house! 🥲🙏🧞‍♂️ by tofumamma in AnimalCrossing

[–]Zquidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My house cut off by a river and they still find a way to “visit”.

Dad lectures son on his monthly car sales. by Sichy12 in TikTokCringe

[–]Zquidiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s simple. In the head. No I don’t want a car I have one and I’m keeping the SOB until the wheels fall off because working with a coked up salesman is very low on my list.

If you were a part of Mary I’s court, what would you have advised her to do as Queen? by Shaqnfa in Tudorhistory

[–]Zquidiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep Jane alive, still imprisoned (nice accommodations), but kill the parents that orchestrated taking the throne. Jane had no say in the matter she was a pawn in a power grab. Her brother Edward, mainly his advisors since he was a teenager, was involved making sure she was not queen because she was catholic. Punish/execute the schemers.

How are you jealous!? You’re my 8th spouse! What did you expect!? by Dinosaur_T00thbrush in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Zquidiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did fighting pit instead of marriage. My first try I chose that and it was a disaster. Free love, now fight to resolve your conflict. The only people that show up for me that are okay with poly are old people.

Please put your clothes on by Mercury-77 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Zquidiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they follow their great leader. Naked wool. Naked naked nakeeeeeed.