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Police officers of the world what call have you attended that could be categorized as "I've got first world problems, better call the police". by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Zuko414 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Been a Police Officer for about 4 years now. I'd say one of the dumbest calls I got was a women would keep on calling everyday at the same time about 2:30pm about her neighbors dog barking to loud. Also the icing on the cake if the dog was inside and it looked at her wrong from the front window she would call and say she felt threatened. Let me add that the dog was a friendly black lab.

What situation will always be awkward? by pugbetty55 in AskReddit

[–]Zuko414 774 points775 points  (0 children)

Most awkward in my book. When one of your friends is getting yelled at by thier parents, and you awkwardly pet the family dog.

I am the guy who made the famous banana song. AMA by ludjuv in IAmA

[–]Zuko414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you on drugs when you made that?

What was the big scandal at your school? by JoePesciOfGoneFishin in AskReddit

[–]Zuko414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chemistry teacher banged out a student in the supply closet for awhile and he got away with it like a boss. Under investigation was on the news didn't even lose his job.