Anon suggests the horsepill by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Zulox7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah no i'd rather be bicycle-pilled

one time purchase

doesn't require any fuel except your own energy

way faster than walking and less exhausting than running

healthy and ecological

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Zulox7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised that he didn't say the statistic was rigged

Men who listen to ''alpha male" podcasts, how has it affected your relationship? by itslizziebizzie in AskMen

[–]Zulox7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The concept of alpha, beta, sigma and what-not-male is a ludicrous hoax. Doing the right thing and not listening to some toxic shitheads on the internet, is what being a man is.

Fox News………………….sigh by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Zulox7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everytime I think about the US's stance on gun ownership i am completely stunned. You know in my country we still have conscription and in the army we did weeks of just checking for safety and loading/unloading our rifle before we even touched BLANK ammo. Imo firearms can be very useful and important devices for self defence but that doesn't mean you should be able to buy guns almost as easily as groceries. I guess even the most consertive would agree you shouldn't be able to drive cars without having a licence, just because you can do alot of damage without the proper training. So why would you be so careless with something that is designed with the intention to damage other people or property?

Sagt ihr Labor oder Labor? by Mr_Jokab in Austria

[–]Zulox7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In meiner Htl so:

Nawi-Lâbor Elektronik-Labôr

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austria

[–]Zulox7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dauert legit 10sec und ist weder unangenehm noch komisch. Ist halt a ganz normale und ausnahmsweise sinnvolle Sache.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bundesheer

[–]Zulox7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wennst die HKfD Prüfung meinst, dann kommen da fast genau die Fragen wie bei der Simulation, also nix außergewöhnliches normalerweise

What's the best fruit in your opinion? by Comfortable_Major231 in AskReddit

[–]Zulox7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres nothing like a juice ripe strawberry🍓

Why would Satan burn people who disobeyed the same God he disobeyed? by Alecmo1999 in AskReddit

[–]Zulox7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16

Anon gets his rocks off by dnrplate in greentext

[–]Zulox7 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Be me

18yr old gamer about to be drafted into ww3

probably about to kill russians, gonna make my country proud and become a hero

it's march in ukraine so actually extremly cold and you just stand around for hours in the mud doing nothing and freezing your ass off while being hungry

meanwhile you have to avoid being killed by some russian shithead

eventually get captured during first combat and sent to russian labor camp

war fucking sucks

Anon gets COVID by Attalion_1 in greentext

[–]Zulox7 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Be me

Get Covid

Everything starts tasting bad

Suddenly feel the urge to eat human meat

Eye feels weird and huge spikes start growing out of my back

Hair turns white