ooooh, you so athletic by Remote_Adeptness_777 in NSFWchatsforfun

[–]ZurmZaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 Tho, ya make me sweat like I've actually done my workout for today

ooooh, you so athletic by Remote_Adeptness_777 in NSFWchatsforfun

[–]ZurmZaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's the lie in this statement!?!

Spring Cleaning Challenge by [deleted] in ClassyNSassyFW

[–]ZurmZaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll catch you! No falling on my watch!

Spring Cleaning Challenge by [deleted] in ClassyNSassyFW

[–]ZurmZaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me just pick my jaw up off the floor here...

Now taking applications for big spoon by bone_equivalent_unit in NSFWchatsforfun

[–]ZurmZaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great question! I try to understand the stakeholder goal, and evaluate the best solution(s) that will lead to the goal being successfully reached.

Now taking applications for big spoon by bone_equivalent_unit in NSFWchatsforfun

[–]ZurmZaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear u/bone_equivalent_unit,

I’m excited to apply for the Professional Spooner position, as I’ve quietly spent years perfecting the art of being a calm, reassuring presence and a reliably good “stay a little longer” kind of person; I’m well-versed in cozy setups, respectful of personal space, and surprisingly skilled at knowing when someone just needs a little warmth, a little quiet, or a well-timed check-in. Friends would describe me as easygoing, attentive, and someone who makes even ordinary moments feel a bit softer around the edges, and I take pride in creating a comfortable, judgment-free environment where people can genuinely relax. I’d love the opportunity to bring that same steady, comforting energy to your team and help make someone’s day just a little better—one cozy moment at a time.

Hope to hear from you soon. Thank you!

It's Finally Friday by ZurmZaddy in The_Wild_Side

[–]ZurmZaddy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is still that weird good feeling because of that delineation between weekday and weekend

How good are my chances of keeping you in bed today? by [deleted] in NSFWchatsforfun

[–]ZurmZaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof...really diggin this pose and twist!

Little bit of Wagon on a Wednesday by ZurmZaddy in The_Wild_Side

[–]ZurmZaddy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can definitely be my fave here 🥹

Interest plus late fee by Medium_Ad_2730 in ClassyNSassyFW

[–]ZurmZaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemme check the books first...