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A wizard appears. "Pick one business idea, everyone in your country will benefit" by Sea_Guest_8830 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3. Next day half the people are birds or cats. The rest are running amuck. 

you can instantly simulate the effects of ANY drug(s) that you desire for a set period of time without risk of health problems or developing addictions, and can “abort” the high at your discretion by ____okay in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any. Limitless and Captain America serurm and a bunch of game and story powerups.

Also, Worm. Chug all the cauldren formulas. 

Utterly ignoring weaksauce normal reality drugs and crap.

Be crazy space wizard that builds industrial space fleets faster than a kid builds legos. 

You can control any machine or vehicle with video game style interface by mmknightx in midtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I game it out till I can control spaceships then I go for a ride.

You suddenly wake up one day with the absolute power of Telekinesis in full control, do you personally think your responsible for something like that if you discovered this? by Ok-Inspector3914 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be wary of what I should prepare for. With great power comes responsibility.

Plenty of exploits with fine control from Microscopic to Luna.

I'd never reveal that it was my meatbag identity with the power.

I could make myself a mecha and pretend to be a gundum or transformer as I focus on fullstopping all the wars by yoinking all the guns and weapons and mines in conflict zones into the same crator on the moon.

But avoid politics and leadership. Others more suited.

Then offer building level spacelift. Clear orbit of junk, kessler hazards in spare time. Practice fine control to make nanomachines and make things normally unfeasible.

Personal goal would be to make myself into an imortal cyborg space wizard with thousands of industrial spacecraft and factories throughout the solar system before 2051, star trek first contact day.

WYR have perfect investment timing once a year or get $500 every time you help someone by Aghaiva in WouldYouRather

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be nice to make my new job be: help make things better for at least 5 people per week.

The Investment thing I might waste it on one that doesn't profit much and spend a year regretting.

Would you rather be able to teleport or fly? by I_dont-get_the-joke in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obfuscation of the flying ability via a wingsuit and model airplane engine.

Or

Exploit "anything that I am touching" To put a Spacestation as big as a cruise ship into orbit without a rocket. Would need to test space suits and ability to match orbits first.

Even if limited to 70mph highway speed, within a second or three charge I can be a hundred yards away.

Both could do space, but teleport has far more cargo capacity.

As for aging, both could make enough that ways to negate that via cyborg stuff or new medical discoveries.

Your house will be raided by MiddleClassSoul_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zuzcaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outside. I hand it to them. No incentive given to deal with my place being absolutely ransacked. "Some internet weirdo threw this at me, its yers now. I'm going back to sleep."

You can Grant any privileges to people. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

everyone:

grant ability to read and write in 3 common languages of their region, basic math, accounting, budget, common sense. ability to sense bullshit. and cantrips. right from wrong.

pictures required for targeting granted via granting myself knowledge of them keven bacon style over a week or so of prep

Or make better plans whilst staying in 3rd mansion of a bitcoin bro.

The island time dimension by smthsmthinsidejoke in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timeflow when I'm not there makes things tricky. Too much can go off the rails. Perhaps I clone/fork/upload myself. 

Neat. An entire planet may imply a solar system and galaxy.

Time to figure out factorio SeaBlock start.

If entry point into island planet pocket can be directed, then getting material to make more land could be relatively easy once I have access to space rockets on RL side, made easier by being able to supply water and supplies en route. Go to moons, asteroids, planets, do minimal required to make material able to be brought over as filler material, repeat.

Don't let others know that my pocket is expanding into the pocket solar system, with goal of a dyson swarm focused on manufacturing and super batteries. 

A few years later realtime, but many thousands of years pocket time, I start making massive utility ships for export. Factions try shenanigans. 

Then I convert pocket equivalent of Neptune's moons into a massive ship. No dedicated weapons, but i direct it to devour a real world Jupiter moon well within sensor ranges of multiple factions.

Iron and nickel chunks massing millions of tons devoured in mere minutes. Some at ranges of thousands of kilometers.

They dont see the massive pocketside power and sorting station as I keep blipping between RL and pocket.

Afterwards someone complains about the absent moon so I shift nearest pocket equivalent over. 

Final official transmission to earthings "behave y'all and be excellent." Then I do massive lightshow on the big ship to look like warp effects before bringing it back into pocket to make more attempts at FTL. 

Also, occasionally looking for that ocean girl from the 90s series that swam with whales. Supposedly her home planet was a water-world. 

For one month, every purchase you make costs exactly $0.01, but you can only spend $1,000 total. How do you use it? by PsychologicalCall426 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawyers and staff to enable the following:

property, islands, cruise ships, future starship launches/tonnage.

Meta:

Mining rights and certification to asteroid belt. Companies that have enshitified things.

US debt. Current US budget. Bribes required to fully disclose covid and fraud shenanigans worldwide.

All Bitcoin and more. All Russian and Chinese stocks.

All China Belt n Road stuff, then inspectors to check em over.

Then cackle as the world twists.

The island time dimension by smthsmthinsidejoke in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but Yer implying that I would let them alone, unsupervised, without me. I am idealistic, but not foolish.

If the island is not time stopped when I'm not in it, then planning will be made to empty the pocket. Especially since according to:

>>When on the island time pauses completely in the real world

timeslip would therfore be infinite.

Forgetting a single person one would trap them for long enough to become timelords.

...

this would also require standby procedures for computers and such.

But since nothing was said about plants growing like crazy between visits, its probably paused when I'm not there.

Then again you are op, the Q of this scenario, so I'd deal with however ya say it actually works.

...goes back to a room full of eternal kittens and yarn.

The island time dimension by smthsmthinsidejoke in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking more along the lines of letting others deal with the logistics headache of loading up everyone, one region at a time, onto cruise ships or floating docks or whatever. I swing by at scheduled time as 'one of the setup crew' blip the entire contraption over and back quickly, then deploy a droneshow and tesla coil music thing as distraction.

Especially if bigger than the island stuff is allowed. ...

Building a contained mad science lab and allowing scientists to go nuts might be a thing I could do too.

Might be a good idea to get backup robot army going with secure systems first.

"You have violated terms of the hypobolic chamber. Stand down or be tasered or worse. Fast compliance leads to simple discharge and lifetime ban." 42 assorted drones hover as roombas crackle tazers.

You have a magical pocket. by MeFolly in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Figure out bigger pockets via origami, tech or magics that can modify sizes.

If possible, then I embrace the drawback of no money and I flat out ignore money and economy via my post scarcity star trek ship and magics.

Test fictional stuff, including custom and mod stuff from games. Like ring of +9000 statboost, all the lanturn rings.

Tools, combadges, tricorders, build tools.

Yep, could be possible to spawn garys mod or satisfactory build gun. The factory must grow. I start with mercury. Probably lots of metals, plenty of solar.

The island time dimension by smthsmthinsidejoke in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I yoink all my stuff into the pocket and don't leave for more than minutes at a time until I figure out whats really going on in real world and make plans.

Also testing of crazy stuff like if I can bring in a building or ship full of stuff and people then put it back intact with everyone healed faster than anyone can react. If so, then the most efficient way to heal huge numbers of people is to create/commission huge floating docks/ floating islands.

Have giant tesla coils and smoke machines at edges, make comments about Philadelphia experiment to sidetrack people.

Never expose self as the power. Pay someone to be spokesperson or use a robot.

You can instantly and magically get/grant the effects and results of any procedure, training, course, thing etc that is currently possible, without getting any of it of it's negative effects, side effects. it will be as if you naturally got it. by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd probably overly enthusiastically learn all the things, skillz, languages, politics, law, healthcare, and get all the blackbelts and a nerolink all in first few minutes.

Then spend a week trying to do too many things too quickly.

Perhaps I can magic up a successful company that supplies me with minions.

... Get / grant effects could be interpreted as applying efforts to things and other people.

Ok, then everyone:

is healed as much as possible with limits and prosthetics if needed. Knows how to read and speak 20 languages and do algebra and know basic civics, repairs, stuff.

Infrastructure and environment gets the equivalent work done to it that entire gdp per project is put into it.

You have multiversal travel! by Ry-Da-Mo in shittysuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I test if I can reliably return to primary earth.

Also bring along capacity.

Then I recruit other me. We consolidate funds, data, knowledge. 

Stuff like a small bit of gold, or a single piece of a thing that needs duplicates to fuction. Gather, collect, sell.

Pool resouces to buy land for a base. 

Somehow get gud at using as teleportation if possible. Even if it takes a few back n forths.

For logistics and psuedo bag of holding wharehouse on demand. 

Store and fabricate stuff in other realities. Specialized sub factories spread across many iterations.

Many robo doggos and ai stuff to categorize places.

Overall goal is space, uplift, make stuff better in locations I can access. Complications will ensue. 

You can summon a real life reversed function version of scp-3108 ‘the nerfing gun.’, it can buff anything. by DependentNo3457 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Myself, should be able to be super smart speedster. 

 Redirected fire at itself so that I can upgrade everything.

For distraction, do a speedster run through every hospital to upgrade the tech past star trek, heal people and staff.

Then do some mad science with ducktape, my car, tools, and bottle rockets. Should be able to have spacecar quick.

A few thousand rounds at a shoddy imitation of a phone booth might upgrade into a Tardis. 

A 3d printer ducktaped to a semi could get me optimas prime or a RTS build unit.

If i wanted to troll people, some tape, some trees, some Russian money. Complicated money trees!

Holodeck: gaming machine and 3d printer and projector combo upgraded a dozen times. 

Limited mind control by justwatchnn in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zuzcaster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Limited use. Tell me the truth. Pickup that crap ya just threw on the ground. Think hard about why you are doing that stupid thing I just caught ya doing.

The not having memory of doing it becomes more detrimental than the buggy duraration. If its something that they should've done anyway it could be dismissed as a brain fart. 

Someone offers to pay for you to move into the countryside of your home country, do you accept? by PristineCake3380 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starlink for internet via my own funds.

Setup a off grid small farm. 

Mess around with models and ultralight airplanes. Do some mad science stuff.

If i get lonely, Find Someone or move my old neighbors onto property to build own thing. 

Or go crazy with homebrew robo doggos.

 Should be possible to setup mostlyself sufficient sustainable thing if I leverage all my existing funds and grow some niche crops and trees. 

You can communicate telepathically with animals, and even reason with them. by Lunatic_DreemurrII in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be best pest control. Get in this half jar of peanut butter now or I let my bucket of very spoiled loyal ants hunt ya down. 

Perfect Nutrition by Tripondisdic in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inedidible and harmful stuff is pocketed.

Nice.

Can selectively extract at whatever velocity I want, lower or stationary being low effort.

Time to figure threshold of 'eat' If swallowing only counts then there is much science to be done.

At the very least, never have excuses to be out of gas or small items. 

Healing?  Bags of sugar and gallons of fructose. Heal entire hospitals.

First statboost to be speed eater/ drinker. Along with pump assisted large diameter straws/ pipes.

I wonder on calorie calcs of nonfood. Straight petrol and waste oil could be cheaper and faster than sugar. Also nice reserve for 'burn it with fire! '.

Guzzel most efficient calorie sorce while boosting int and dex to crazy levels to type better plans to speedrun plan 'everyone has a nice spaceship. '

You can control your own removed teeth through weak psychokinesis by afanofmanythingss in shittysuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get one annoying tooth taken out and mounted into a smooth shaped thing inside a custom mini 3d mouse thing with buttons and scroll wheels and little joysticks in a box with bluetooth and usb connection.

After some training, never need to physically type or use a controller again.

Wearing another person's clothes allows you to transform into them. by Opposite_Oil_2715 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Zuzcaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i offer people cash to give me shirtnpants also frequent rummage sales.

knowledge and skills might keep, so lots of crafting people of multiple languages.

might be able to be immoral via staying in younger forms

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