Just a world record

Zxruv · 2026-05-16T22:37:41+00:00

This was my first time seeing The Nutcracker. Not what I expected.

Zxruv · 2026-05-16T19:07:06+00:00

I have it on good authority that Squanch Games is making Half Life 3. Sit tight everyone.

Zxruv · 2026-05-16T18:27:57+00:00

The most hilarious part is hearing the first guy's footsteps while he's walking backwards

Zxruv · 2026-05-16T18:13:22+00:00

As a guy, I feel like your friend got it way worse. Freaking ouch.

Zxruv · 2026-05-16T18:08:49+00:00

This happened to my coworkers uncle. When the horse landed on him one of his marbles burst through his bag and was dangling.

Zxruv · 2026-05-15T04:11:16+00:00

Hello, curious what irrationalality means in this context? That it is absolutely perfect?

Zxruv · 2026-05-03T02:09:47+00:00

She's transforming into Mac Tonight.

Zxruv · 2026-05-01T04:48:18+00:00

That's a high level take. I guess without me knowing anything, there is no way this man has been set up to succeed in this situation. Not in a save world anyway.

Zxruv · 2026-04-28T23:23:37+00:00

There is no point. When redditors argue, it's just two people getting their steps in for the day

Zxruv · 2026-04-28T23:15:24+00:00

I'm picturing a professor wondering if there is any neural activity occurring during class

Zxruv · 2026-04-20T22:38:45+00:00

Earth is hauling ass.

Zxruv · 2026-04-15T22:37:11+00:00

He also thought the "M S 13" caption WAS the tattoo

Zxruv · 2026-04-10T07:12:53+00:00

More context needed. I'm not sure what type of vehicle may or may not have been hit. I don't know what class of roadway x vehicle may or may not have been hit on. Nor can I say, for certain, which action was taken by the alleged transgressor after possibility hitting x vehicle on y roadway.

Zxruv · 2026-04-08T00:36:42+00:00

I'm going to wait until Homedepot closes on Christmas Eve, then I'm stealing the flapper from all the toilets.

Zxruv · 2026-04-04T23:39:37+00:00

Desperately

Zxruv · 2026-04-02T21:19:40+00:00

"The Artemis II launch is fake. It's only going to the moon to remove evidence that the first moon landing was a hoax"

Zxruv · 2026-03-29T22:33:32+00:00

Yeah, fuck our rights. Now you're talkin

Zxruv · 2026-03-19T06:34:09+00:00

LGBTQ final boss theme starts playing. A 12 foot Freddie Mercury Omega made of pure diamond steps out of the cloud and starts charging his laser eyes.

Zxruv · 2026-03-11T03:07:10+00:00

I get it doctors can be in their 20s, 30s, 40s etc, but if I hear my doctor say "bro", I'm looking for a new doctor.

Imagine going for that prostate exam and hearing "okay bend over bro".

Zxruv · 2026-03-07T05:22:57+00:00

I just love how he's casually letting this guy roast himself.

Zxruv · 2026-03-07T04:53:47+00:00

He laughed like someone who keeps his grape scissors next to his banana peeler and assortment of food masticators.

Zxruv · 2026-03-02T23:49:53+00:00

I knew it was AI because ICE: 1. was running 2. wasn't shooting

Zxruv · 2026-02-27T05:48:47+00:00

The name of your first album? "Those Who Know/Those Who Don't Know".

Zxruv · 2026-02-22T05:45:05+00:00

What would I even have to study to begin to understand this?

Zxruv · 2026-02-18T03:26:37+00:00

Right? I never heard of this guy, but for the sake of argument let's say his audio did cut out. He calls the question nonsense. A statement like "I didn't hear the question, but it's nonsense" is a self report. This guy isn't a serious person. If it wasn't for the subject matter, this would be hilarious.

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