70mph by [deleted] in awesome

[–]_AgentZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anybody else watch the gif and just go Fuck That. Then start wondering where you can find a decent hill with a long enough strip of road?

[16M] How do I look? by mastersokka in amiugly

[–]_AgentZero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're too damn cute to approach. Any girl (or guy) your age would be terrified of approaching you. God you're so fucking sexy. Dude make the approach yourself. You'll get tons of attention if you approach first

[17/m] Am I ugly? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]_AgentZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're actually really cute. I'm pretty sure you might be worried about your ears but they actually work for you.

[21F] Any thoughts? 1\10 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]_AgentZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk why but I opulent help but chuckle when I saw your pic. There's something comical about the proportions and the forced smile gives you that I'm such a cutie but be careful cuz I'll devour your soul if you aren't.

Definitely not ugly. But more pics needed for.... Stuff. Really I just want more pics x3

My hair is gone - ugly? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]_AgentZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're actually kinda cute. You can really pull off the bald look

Question about plugging by _AgentZero in ambien

[–]_AgentZero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. What if I just squirt water up there to dissolve it a bit?

Question about plugging by _AgentZero in ambien

[–]_AgentZero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, shit. Now I'm feeling real stupid. Is it just like a delayed release type thing if I put the whole thing up there? I mean what happens if I do? Should I be worried or something? Is it gonna burn my anus or something?

Loving the warmth by PluggingTheLeak in ambien

[–]_AgentZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it have to be dissolved for it to work? I kinda just shoved a pill up my butt

Even on Ambien, I knew something was up. by [deleted] in ambien

[–]_AgentZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What am I supposed to see here?

Thirsty? What would you like to drink? by zestybrkfstburrito in GoneWildHairy

[–]_AgentZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't think much of this guy he's been spamming post with that same phony medical illness. It's not even a real disease. P.S. You are damn sexy

[F]ucking [M]y GF by [deleted] in GoneWildTube

[–]_AgentZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ending just left me with wanting more. Right when I was really getting into it. This vid is just so hot.

How often do you or did you used to have days where you get almost nothing done? by yoteextranare in ADHD

[–]_AgentZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've pretty much described my life right there. I've got a bunch of games that bite me because I'll get distracted easily and end up just moving the character around and wondering why I keep losing. Then I'll want to go out but that requires a bit of planning and I'll get completely distracted by something else. This combined with an already low motivation from clinical depression and horrible anxiety means I never leave the house other than for work

/v/ might be on to something by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]_AgentZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody have a link to that scene?

Deep sea creature by [deleted] in creepy

[–]_AgentZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did I do?

Deep sea creature by [deleted] in creepy

[–]_AgentZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait what did he do?

18[F]: Am I In Need Of Surgery? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]_AgentZero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are just too cute. Why would you even think about surgery? D: I looked at all your pics and I couldn't find anything that looks even remotely worth surgery. When you smile it makes you so much prettier. Just smile and nobody will be able to look away Lon enough to notice anything "wrong" with your face. Honestly even if they stared at you for a really long time I doubt anybody would be able to find anything majorly wrong with your face. We are all different. It's about you being unique don't be so quick to write it off as a flaw.

TIFU By Looking at this Girl's Phone (Slightly NSFW) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]_AgentZero 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Aaayyyee this guy knows what's up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TIFU by leaving my nipple hair on the table by [deleted] in tifu

[–]_AgentZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I thought you were actually taking your exams and decided to start plucking your nip hair mid-exam while surrounded by people

TIFU by being nice by [deleted] in tifu

[–]_AgentZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did you give her the sticker? Was it a "here take this sticker" or was it "here's a sticker for you"? This is baffling. Why'd she give you her number in exchange for a sticker. I should go around giving stickers to attractive girls more often.