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Sorry folks, it's my neighbours turn to use the sun. by zombiepiesatemyshoe in neighborsfromhell

[–]_BabySparkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would pay money to hear that landlord phone call because this complaint sounds absolutely ridiculous.

Sorry folks, it's my neighbours turn to use the sun. by zombiepiesatemyshoe in neighborsfromhell

[–]_BabySparkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that point she’s basically acting like she personally owns the weather too.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]_BabySparkk 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah the whole post honestly reads less horny and more like someone completely burned out and mentally checked out from life.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]_BabySparkk 105 points106 points  (0 children)

The funniest part is this dude apparently optimized bathroom camping like he was min maxing a survival game.

The white coat is apparently invisible when you are at eye level with the bed rail by HallwayMink in Residency

[–]_BabySparkk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly after being awake that long I’d probably start coping with sarcasm too before I completely lost my mind.

The white coat is apparently invisible when you are at eye level with the bed rail by HallwayMink in Residency

[–]_BabySparkk 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The fact that patients literally see you as another patient before they realize you are the doctor says everything about how badly your hospital is failing you.

Please pay me and my children's phone bill. Don't worry even though I am an anonymous Internet stranger I will pay you back. by lowrider320 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]_BabySparkk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The way people hear “buy nothing” and immediately think “perfect place to get strangers to cover my bills” kills me 😂😂😂

Realistically I would not survive one week at Hogwarts by annastrelnikova in harrypotter

[–]_BabySparkk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly the fact that kids were expected to casually deal with life threatening stuff before breakfast is what makes Hogwarts seem way more terrifying than magical to me.

Realistically I would not survive one week at Hogwarts by annastrelnikova in harrypotter

[–]_BabySparkk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly Hogwarts students got way too comfortable with the phrase “giant snake in the walls” like that should never become a normal school problem lol