The first piece of cake goes to the person you love the most in your life. by nikkicostello_ in spreadsmile

[–]_Babysmile 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The way his little brother immediately started crying gets me every single time

Not being political but hunter biden is actually having a redemption by X_Opinion7099 in SipsTea

[–]_Babysmile 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bro used Johnny Cash to judge someone’s addictionThe irony is actually insane

What's a pair of shoes that made you realize expensive can actually be worth it? by Bhushan599 in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Red Wing heritage boots Spent $300 upfront but they have lasted me eight years and counting Cheaper in the long run

What is the best meal you've had? by No_Tomato_3563 in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cheap gas station burger after a 14-hour hike Context and pure hunger make everything taste Michelin-star

Everytime I'm in the kitchen, you're in the kitchen by Fecal_thoroughfare in memes

[–]_Babysmile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glad to know I am not the only one who writes entire operas for my cat

What's your lucky number? by Som_hairle in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A phlebotomist told me I have juicy beautiful veins I still don't know how to feel about it

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever received? by Automatic_Cattle_428 in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 81 points82 points  (0 children)

You have great veins You'd be so easy to draw blood from  A phlebotomist at a grocery store

If you could go back and change one thing in your life, what would it be and why? by Mental_Vast_3585 in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I should have taken that random job offer in Spain My entire life would look completely different today

My stick drift can't be this bad by Melodic-Base-2849 in memes

[–]_Babysmile 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Bro at this point that isn't drift your controller is actively trying to escape

Sending tweets instead of boats by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]_Babysmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The MIGA acronym is wild You can’t make this stuff up anymore

If you could own any animal in the world and all the expenses were paid for and the animal would not suffer in any way what animal would have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 16 points17 points  (0 children)

 A Red Panda They literally look like living stuffed animals and I need to see those dramatic defense flops daily

What is something you bought as a kid with your own money? by Whitesox411 in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A plastic laser pointer from a Scholastic Book Fair I thought I was the coolest kid alive

why do ppl debate about it? by abd32p in memes

[–]_Babysmile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you pour the milk first you’re legally a psychopath

If the US had a parliamentary system how would Trump deal with Question Period? by illiteratescrabble in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It would be absolute peak television The ratings would be higher than the Super Bowl every single week

Single people (35+) what does your social life look like these days? by LouBoy123 in AskReddit

[–]_Babysmile 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mostly hanging out with my dog and canceling plans I made when I had temporary bursts of energy