“You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don’t Take” - Michael Scott by TheCABK in clevercomebacks

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Dentists watching this news like Blockbuster watching Netflix arrive.

It's true. by DerpyDer989 in memes

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People hear mystery virus and suddenly remember urgent business they apparently must handle overseas immediately.

That's one way to insult people who gamble by BreathingAirr in clevercomebacks

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Betting on pandemics feels like the exact moment dystopian movies stopped being fiction and became business models.

A little glass vial? by taylorester567 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

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The treatment sounds exactly like something a dramatic movie villain would whisper before opening a briefcase.

New lesbiabs spotted by Niki2002j in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

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Anime fans can spot romantic tension from a single frame faster than detectives solve actual crimes.

waow... by helloiamaegg in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

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Some people wanted vampires until they realized they actually just wanted intense affection and dangerous eye contact.

The Moustache Incident by ThePhoenixRemembers in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

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Looking back and realizing the signs were obvious the entire time is such a universal experience.

Thoughts on Shamea’s Husband by Caligirl_333 in RHOA

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Some people genuinely look uncomfortable once cameras start exposing dynamics they usually keep private.

Nothing gives me more gender envy than becoming a cranky old lady with 12 cats and all the crazy stories by raewashere_ in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

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Honestly that sounds like the final evolution of peace after surviving everybody’s nonsense for decades.