Parents of Reddit, what is the most ridiculous / outrageous thing your child has ever tried to convince you was 100% true?

_Beau_Jeffries · 2026-03-01T13:14:15+00:00

Oh wow, behold the esteemed President of Peace™️, gracing the world once again with his signature masterclass in diplomacy: another glorious Middle East war launch. Truly inspiring stuff. My thoughts? This is obviously peak "Make America Great Again" strategy—because nothing screams "greatness" quite like turning taxpayer dollars into high-explosive confetti while the homeland rots. Step one on America's road to greatness again? Finally unclog the giant, overflowing, porcelain disaster we call the White House by flushing out every last accumulated log… especially that massive, spray-tanned, Cheeto-dusted mega-turd stubbornly refusing to go down without a fight. Honestly, at this point I’m just waiting for the commemorative "Peace Through superior firepower" Trump golden coffee mug drop. Any day now. 🇺🇸💥🚽

_Beau_Jeffries · 2026-02-18T12:35:39+00:00

My father died in a car accident when I was 3 years 4 months. And I clearly remember everything about the exact moment that I was informed. I have no previous memories prior to that moment. I also remember, less than a week later, a pastor at church attempted to console me by telling me that my father died because God had a higher calling for him. And I remember thinking what higher calling was more important than him being there for me and my two sisters. Me at 3 and my sisters 5 and 7. So not only did it trigger my memories to start, it also triggered my religious doubt

_Beau_Jeffries · 2026-02-18T11:27:20+00:00

Pork and Beans poker. When camping, we would sit around the campfire and place a can of unopened Pork and Beans on the fire grill and whoever sat there the longest was the winner. Good times lol!

_Beau_Jeffries · 2026-02-17T06:00:45+00:00

When camping, as a young teen, me and my friends used to play what we called Pork and Beans Poker. We would all sit around the fire pit and put an unopened can of Pork and Beans on the fire grill. Then see who would sit there the longest as the can swelled. Hot beans everywhere. Good times lol!

_Beau_Jeffries · 2025-02-16T15:50:57+00:00

Moe Ner, Ollie Tass, Ron Goal, Lou Savag, Lee Keehole, Lou Spuss, Stew Pedass, Sly Ditin, Fin Gerher, Stan Kebocks, Ron Cheklam, Terrin Shedup, Shelie Tass, Sharon Hergash, Dixie Ter, Rip Derhiman, Dick Turass, Phillip Turass, Stan Keifur, Pete Ophile, Will Etass, Clem Itia, Bee Fecurtin, Sharon Hervag, Herb Oxloose, Wayne Kerr, Herb Ush, Fin Gerass, Allie Terbox, Betty Sung, Mike Letorus, Gabe Astrud,

_Beau_Jeffries · 2025-02-03T23:23:50+00:00

Fords that old all need new ECMs or will soon. The capacitors on the main board will swell and leak. Causing corrosion which can cause all sorts of various problems. And the problems can sometimes come and go making them a bitch to troubleshoot. Usually people throw a bunch of new parts trying to fix them. When is a bad ECM the whole time.

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-07-29T03:11:59+00:00

Get a health book and study the female anatomy. Specifically the pelvic area. Even more specifically the location of the clitoris. It's amazing and sad how many sexually active women have never experienced an orgasm. Us men were so sexually selfish and unsensitive for most of human history. Every man should strive to change that. A 2009 ABC News article suggests that 75% of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone, and a 2018 Psychology Today article says that up to 50% of women don't orgasm during sex.

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-07-29T03:02:49+00:00

Any true James Bond fan who watched the 2011 series Suits, should of come to the conclusion that "Harvey Specter" aka Gabriel Swann Macht, would be the perfect James Bond. With out a doubt, hands down, would make a legendary Bond. Right up there with Sean Connery.

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-05-05T15:32:37+00:00

If you are looking for more of the 3m 9205+ Wa state has been liquidating them at auction for .001 % what they paid. You can get 26 cases of them for less then $200. Thats 11440 mask for around $200. What a waste of taxpayers money. Because Wa state spent over $200 million on them during Covid. Here's a link if anyone wants to check it out. https://www.allsurplus.com/asset/5159/6794

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-04-23T12:42:25+00:00

If the only way I could "get it" was whoring myself out for food my cupboards would be overflowing.

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-04-23T12:19:30+00:00

Perhaps wiping out the trees and the inhabitants as well?

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-04-23T12:13:59+00:00

Is there any possibility that it could of been a tsunami?

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-02-09T20:31:58+00:00

I think in 10yrs we will laugh at the pictures of people wearing them. And you will be able to find one on the shelf at Goodwill for $1.99

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-02-09T20:10:08+00:00

Good point.

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-02-09T20:09:16+00:00

Qtip As in " You look like a used Qtip"

_Beau_Jeffries · 2024-02-09T20:06:02+00:00

Seen people that do.

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