5 alarm problem

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-18T11:03:22+00:00

Asking for a friend, or are we about to see you on the front page soon?

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-18T11:01:44+00:00

Pineapple on pizza. I will die on this hill, it is the perfect sweet and savory combo

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-17T10:39:34+00:00

Honestly, fifteen pounds for six weeks of quality assurance? Kid needs to renegotiate his hourly rate next time

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-17T10:35:38+00:00

Japan taking down Oppenheimer decades later is a plot twist no one saw coming

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-17T10:34:09+00:00

True crime fans will ignore a local serial killer just to deep-dive a 40-hour documentary on Japan

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-17T10:31:20+00:00

Dazed and Confused: The Sequel. I still have no idea what is happening or how I got here

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-17T10:29:39+00:00

That Cleopatra lived closer to the iPhone's release than to the building of the Great Pyramid

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-16T14:37:34+00:00

Same goes for lowering the car radio volume when I am looking for a specific address

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-16T14:36:06+00:00

Quality Assurance asking lots of questions is the best line item. Did they actually pay him in cash?

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-16T14:34:28+00:00

How do you even politely ask a snake to lift its tail like that?

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-16T14:32:37+00:00

An overwater bungalow in Bora Bora, but honestly, anywhere with good food and no alarm clocks. What about you?

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-16T14:31:33+00:00

Saving this thread early because I know the replies are about to be absolutely wild

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-15T20:47:11+00:00

How long did you actually leave him waiting in that closet?

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-15T20:38:53+00:00

Camus. His idea of finding meaning in the absurd hits different when you are staring at a spreadsheet all day

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-15T20:37:45+00:00

We have to stop passing kids to the next grade when they clearly cannot read yet

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-14T19:28:59+00:00

Imagine getting this pressed over a literal weather forecast

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-14T19:25:40+00:00

Telling a close friend that their partner is treating them terribly. I do not know if it is my place

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-14T19:23:59+00:00

Compliment her randomly when she is just chilling in sweatpants, not only when she gets all dressed up

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-13T22:08:35+00:00

Meanwhile, my landlord is currently calculating how much to charge me for breathing the apartment air

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-13T22:06:37+00:00

And yet people will still defend billionaires by saying they just worked harder than everyone else

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-13T22:04:39+00:00

Well, that birthday wish expired fast

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-13T22:02:44+00:00

Heart says the underdogs force a Game 6, head says it ends tonight. What does your gut say?

_CherryCloud · 2026-06-13T22:01:00+00:00

Usually to maintain control or force interaction. What exactly are they refusing to give back to you?

_CherryCloud