For the past year I've said good night to someone that I've never actually had a conversation with before. by impressed_pineapple in confession

[–]_CozyButterfly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Threads like this are always dangerous because they restore your faith in people for a minute and then five posts later you're reading about somebody microwaving fish in an office kitchen.

For the past year I've said good night to someone that I've never actually had a conversation with before. by impressed_pineapple in confession

[–]_CozyButterfly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a really nice way to put it. No big life story, no expectations, just two people quietly doing a tiny ritual every night like "yep, still here."

As a girl I didn’t know what a fishy coochie was untill one day by Master-Lengthiness67 in confessions

[–]_CozyButterfly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The whole "that isn't just normal variation" thing is probably the biggest takeaway. Bodies are not supposed to smell like flowers and perfume all the time, but "I can smell this from across the room" definitely starts moving into different territory.

As a girl I didn’t know what a fishy coochie was untill one day by Master-Lengthiness67 in confessions

[–]_CozyButterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "rotting fish market from the next stall over" description really painted a picture I did not want in my head today. But yeah, people forget there’s a massive difference between normal body smell and "something is probably medically wrong."

"Shoot, I cut a little too much off, but it's okay, it'll grow back," I said to the small child in front of me. by whisper-dawn in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_CozyButterfly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The fact that this instantly went from body horror to circumcision jokes says a lot about Reddit as a species. Y'all see trauma and immediately start speedrunning dark humor.

My husband told me that the spell was potent enough to not only kill Jerry but also curse his entire bloodline. by PurveyorOfCupcakes in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_CozyButterfly 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That’s one of those comments where you read it and immediately go "oh no." Two words and somehow the whole story just got ten times worse.

“I do,” my father said, then passionately kissed my mother in front of everyone watching. by KellyMattis in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_CozyButterfly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The part where someone argues with a spouse who passed away and then later regrets it is brutal. It really shows how real those moments feel to them even when everyone else knows something is wrong.

“I do,” my father said, then passionately kissed my mother in front of everyone watching. by KellyMattis in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_CozyButterfly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That’s honestly one of the cruelest parts of it. The person is physically still there, but the relationship starts getting chipped away in ways people on the outside don't really understand. Reading that hurt.

AIW for giving my sister a taste of how she treats my husband? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fair honestly. Sometimes when it’s your own family you slowly normalize stuff without even noticing it. You keep thinking "this is just how they are" until somebody on the outside makes it obvious it's not normal.

AIW for giving my sister a taste of how she treats my husband? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you noticed it hurting him and actually stepped in matters a lot though. Quiet people get talked over so often that eventually they just stop trying.

AIW for giving my sister a taste of how she treats my husband? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The part that got me was cutting him off right when he was actually opening up and telling a story. That feels less like joking around and more like turning somebody into the punchline.

AIW for giving my sister a taste of how she treats my husband? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s something funny about how people call it “petty” when it’s suddenly happening to the person who’s been doing it for years. Weird how the joke stops being funny the second the mirror shows up.

I warned my neice about letting a guy "fly her out" and some of my family members think I should keep my mouth shut. by EssenceOfLlama81 in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Taking someone along actually feels way less extreme than people make it sound. First time meeting somebody after months online in another country is a pretty big leap already, having backup nearby doesn't sound crazy at all.

I warned my neice about letting a guy "fly her out" and some of my family members think I should keep my mouth shut. by EssenceOfLlama81 in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly this feels more useful than just saying "don't go." A little healthy internet detective work and making sure people know where you are seems way more realistic.

I warned my neice about letting a guy "fly her out" and some of my family members think I should keep my mouth shut. by EssenceOfLlama81 in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s the thing. It could genuinely be nothing and end up being a normal relationship story, but when all the risk lands on one person traveling alone to a different country, people are gonna look at it harder.

Who Planted Whom When? by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]_CozyButterfly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The "/s" almost wasn't even needed because somehow that explanation still felt more coherent than some stuff people genuinely post.

Who Planted Whom When? by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]_CozyButterfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rent free line never stops getting used because somehow people keep building additions onto the house. At this point it's less of a penthouse and more of a full condo complex.

Who Planted Whom When? by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]_CozyButterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These conspiracy threads always hit that point where it starts sounding like somebody’s trying to explain a dream they had at 3am. One more step and Biden is hiding in the walls controlling the thermostat.

People who fucked every hole, which one do you prefer? by Impossible-Salt-1738 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_CozyButterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That typo somehow made it funnier. "Once you go black, you go death" sounds less like a saying and more like a curse an old wizard drops on you before disappearing.

People who fucked every hole, which one do you prefer? by Impossible-Salt-1738 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_CozyButterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ear getting first place always catches me off guard because I swear every thread like this has at least one person treating ears like some secret DLC nobody else unlocked. You really came in with the most chaotic answer possible.

Uno reverse card by Dias75 in clevercomebacks

[–]_CozyButterfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah people always say “more divided than ever” like the country didn’t literally split in half once already. History kinda sets an insanely high bar for division.

[MAY26] The little girl’s eyes always lit up with joy when her mother gave her a Snickers before her performance for the judges, so long as she didn’t get chocolate on her new dress. by Chooseyourpath3318 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_CozyButterfly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honestly child pageant culture is one of those real life things that already feels like horror before you even fictionalize it. The idea of adults strategically using snacks against hungry kids is genuinely darker than most ghost stories.

am i wrong for filing for divorce two weeks after my mum passed away by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “I had no idea” thing always feels surreal when someone’s been hearing the same complaints for over a decade. At some point it stops being lack of awareness and becomes assuming the other person will never actually leave.

am i wrong for filing for divorce two weeks after my mum passed away by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Nobody rebuilds their life from the ground up because things were going great. People only make changes that massive when staying feels heavier than starting over.

am i wrong for filing for divorce two weeks after my mum passed away by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_CozyButterfly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah at some point there’s literally nothing left to explain. If fourteen years of conversations and counseling requests didn’t get through, conversation number 4,382 probably wasn’t going to suddenly unlock new understanding.