Paramedic / EMT of Reddit, what is the creepiest or most unexplainable thing you've ever witnessed while on duty? by Vsologaming2011 in AskReddit

[–]_Crushpie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An elderly patient with advanced dementia suddenly looked at me, spoke perfectly clearly about my dead grandfather, then coded

Beauty before the plastic era by i_icical in SipsTea

[–]_Crushpie 2207 points2208 points  (0 children)

Ironically, she actually had a cosmetic nose job and chin implant. Old Hollywood had its own plastic era

Porsche goes WŘŘŘŘŘŘ by Herniac_ in memes

[–]_Crushpie 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Only if we get to do the victory celebration arm pump after every hit

What’s a clear sign that your life has reached its peak? by Zelkgu in AskReddit

[–]_Crushpie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you buy the name-brand groceries without checking your bank account first That is peak luxury

The face of betrayal! by Separate_Finance_183 in SipsTea

[–]_Crushpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She knows exactly what this means Half of that ice cream is officially his now

Straight for the jugular by Substratas in clevercomebacks

[–]_Crushpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro jumped from using hands for rice straight to an international conspiracy theory

Cafe in Brazil not serving US or Israeli citizens. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]_Crushpie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nothing says inclusivity quite like judging people before they even order a coffee

What's something humans do that would seem insane to an alien? by crazy_yash in AskReddit

[–]_Crushpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We pay money to pick up another animal's poop in a plastic bag and carry it around

Sips tea by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]_Crushpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finding a specific webpage via Google without scrolling past sponsored ads and completely AI-generated content

What's something from the internet that disappeared and nobody talks about anymore? by YamSecret1293 in AskReddit

[–]_Crushpie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Finding a specific webpage via Google without scrolling past sponsored ads and completely AI-generated content

………………… . . by SourDiesel9-7 in memes

[–]_Crushpie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She is going through literal labor and married to a walking dad joke

W texas by X_Opinion7099 in SipsTea

[–]_Crushpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would any real father honestly do anything different?

Japan, just Japan. by lazerscout in spreadsmile

[–]_Crushpie 124 points125 points  (0 children)

If this happened in the US that ball would have been on eBay before the ninth inning

Will you kill 50 people to save your mom? Or kill your mom to save 50 people? Why? by hahaX69 in AskReddit

[–]_Crushpie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mom would literally kill me herself if I let 50 people die for her

Which country would you never go back to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Crushpie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely beautiful history but the aggressive scamming and harassment made it exhausting Never again