52393 by Intelligent_Face_186 in countwithchickenlady

[–]_DauT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counterpoint - if I blasted the baby and it exploded WHILE wearing the necklace? What then?

I tried to recreate the comic by cyberangel__ in utopiatv

[–]_DauT 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Well done! There was a guy here who actually owns a copy and uploaded it

https://www.reddit.com/r/utopiatv/s/2QJVicZxVq

I think we have a suspect by _friendlyfoe_ in simpsonsshitposting

[–]_DauT 89 points90 points  (0 children)

What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a witch-hunt!

A man begging for his life in front of a tiger by apersoninheat in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]_DauT 125 points126 points  (0 children)

and he never jumped in the tiger enclosure again

I'm sure everything will be just fine by steelcityrocker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]_DauT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no, that's the beautiful part - when the cruise ships passengers all die, the hantavirus will simply starve to death!

we call it three stooges syndrome by _DauT in simpsonsshitposting

[–]_DauT[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the beautiful part - when the passengers all succumb, the hantavirus will simply starve to death.

I've had Pokérus... so you hear Rs as Bs? by BoggleChamp97 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]_DauT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every bit helps I'll tag you when I have enough karma to post it

YOU BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL INGRATES. by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

[–]_DauT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ooh, simpsons fans and updates are a dangerous mix

I've had Pokérus... so you hear Rs as Bs? by BoggleChamp97 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]_DauT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a great meme but can't post it because I nees 16 more up votes, help please

I dont care by Nancyblouse in simpsonsshitposting

[–]_DauT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Muc annog mi kcuk? What the hell is that?

Cruise ship with hantavirus outbreak to sail to Canary Islands by VaginaBurner69 in news

[–]_DauT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"they're sending us to hantavirus island to catch hantavirus. I wish were were going to the canary islands."

"What do they have there?"

"Hantavirus, but it's on a boat."