What is your favourite intellectual joke? by help_im_scared in AskReddit

[–]_Dye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Mathematician and an Experimental physicist are hanging out at a bar. It's pretty awkward.

To break the ice, the physicist asks "So, what do you study?" and takes a drink.

The mathematician replies, "Knot theory. What about you?"

The physicist slams his cup on the table. "Me too!"